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Harrison Bergeron

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Everything posted by Harrison Bergeron

  1. Oh we know why you're entitled cinque.
  2. cinque is a paid troll. At least Baylor fans aren't such beta pussies that they need mods to ban posters for hurting their little beta feelings.
  3. Whatever cinque. If you ever meet a Texas fan, try asking him.
  4. Today the defending National Champion Basketball team beat the #8 team on the road and the Big 12 Football Champion football team won the Sugar Bowl. All the regarded stupidity and jealousy won't change that. Texas has become aggy and Baylor is its "tu." Always some stupid excuse and Idiocracy hysterics.
  5. @Celery Man Sorry for posting your wife.
  6. He's terrible. Recruiters were right to have him play LB.
  7. We traded picking a champion via computer with picking a playoff with a committee. At least we knew the Kramercomputer was rigged. Now we're adjudicating the CFP based on history.
  8. Life imitates art. <trigger warning>
  9. Top of the list for the family. Odd people want to shit on a pretty remarkable story. World need more good news and less online assholes.
  10. Really had to fight the urge to buy all of these and pass out to aggy and non-aggy.
  11. Harrison Bergeron replied to nivek3's topic in Lulz
    Our edibles are high beta - hit or miss. Wifey and I went to annual sex & rock n' roll party last night, and I grabbed a good one. Forgot how much I love getting head while baked.
  12. The boy sent this gem from Walt Disney World.
  13. Circus Peanuts > Mayonnaise.
  14. Two weeks to slow the spread.
  15. Was this intentional? I mean did you type that on purpose? I don't want to pick on short-bus kids!
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