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ernest_t_bass

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  1. People who don't take care of their own shit, so they have to use yours (typically wives) - Wife has probably 5000 pics and videos on her phone, and she's been at capacity for over a year. It's always, "Let me use your phone. Mine is full." Rage - Wife uses my razor ... rage - Kids use your shit b/c they can't find theirs (didn't look)... rage.
  2. naoch. Just read the nachos thread, and every single time i come across naoch, I giggle
  3. Good ole' America. Draw the same picture (hypothetically) of Obama (looking like an ape man) and lose your career, have your name soiled as a racist, etc. Trump? Get applauded.
  4. Really glad that she communicated to the audience how fucking stupid she thought thinks they are, by captioning the obvious fucking picture.
  5. Tough to hear the laughter.
  6. Try looking at it naked.
  7. Are you very familiar with the spirit of this thread? I guess you are, considering his surliness makes you surly.
  8. Lighten up, Francis. It's a meme. It's supposed to be stupid.
  9. Avatar seems appropriate.
  10. https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/01/lonzo-lamelo-ball-kyle-kuzma-instagram-twitter-teeth-roast-funny-nba-lakers
  11. Aren't the songs all in jest, and all parties know it?
  12. On a scale of 1-10, with 2 being the lowest and 7 being the highest.
  13. This. They see their kids' success as their success.
  14. Have some reps. Have all of em.
  15. Nephew's coach-pitch league game (he's 7), and my brother is 3rd base coach. Nephew hits a roller and there is a play at first. They gave the tie to the defense, and my brother went nuts. I'm like... "Uh... WTF!?"
  16. Just watch Backcountry. Intense for you campers out there. Based on a true story, apparently.
  17. Holy fucking shit. Like looking in a mirror.
  18. Buy them a new lawn mower. You both win.
  19. Planet Earth is and will be just fine. We can't put a dent in her. But she may just give us the middle finger and say she's done with us in the process. I lol when people cry about "what are you doing to the earth," like it matters to the planet. We're only killing ourselves.
  20. I see no problem with it, as long as people are mindful of others. Just like driving. If you want to walk slow, walk to the side.
  21. Good shit. I'm at a point where I'm damn near terrified of life WITH it again. 37.5 months and counting. But who cares about that... today, I'm sober.
  22. How much of it was a surprise to his wife? Did she know he was an alcoholic, just not the certain extent?
  23. Damn, this hits close to home. "I can't wait until (insert future date) so I can (insert change)."
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