Everything posted by ernest_t_bass
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
My wife (and kids... pattern) do this. My wife holds salt shaker a foot above her plate and sprinkles like crazy. I'm the asshole, though, for not respecting her method.
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The NBA Finals- Warriors vs Cavs
I thought I read that it was his left hand?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Not trivial, and revisited 1000 times. Supermarket courtesy and etiquette. Dare I say there is even such a thing. Had a woman today mosey past me b/c I was apparently going to slow for her (I ALWAYS) hug the side of the aisle. She goes up about 10 feet and proceeds to turn her fat fucking ass and cart perpendicular in the aisle so no-one could get through. At least she bought the G2 Gatorade. That will help...
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Kraft Star Wars Mac & Cheese....
Love the addition of the gun, LMAO
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Damn. Sorry to hear that.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Still waiting on the WTF backstory on this one.
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Poll: Which NBA team will LeBron sign with in the 2018 offseason?
Lonzo to Cleveland, PLEASE make it happen. I'd pay money to watch the Lavar hilarity ensue.
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Poll: Which NBA team will LeBron sign with in the 2018 offseason?
Damn... that would be fun.
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Poll: Which NBA team will LeBron sign with in the 2018 offseason?
Philly. An awesome sleeper would be NOP.
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Words & Phrases that make you chuckle every time
Good one "Rocket surgery" gets me every time.
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The NBA Finals- Warriors vs Cavs
Can't they just stop the game and call it quits already?
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The NBA Finals- Warriors vs Cavs
Kyle Korver has been abysmal in this finals. His ONE FUCKING JOB is to hit 3's. Can't even do that on his home floor.
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The NBA Finals- Warriors vs Cavs
3 years would take a lot of stremph.
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The NBA Finals- Warriors vs Cavs
It's Curry's, regardless, IMO. The league will make sure of it. It's his "turn," and he's played well enough to win it, even though he hasn't been the best on his team. Iggy LBJ Durant Curry's turn
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Words & Phrases that make you chuckle every time
Not sure if he's still here, but on shaggy bevo/texas, the poster referred to as "Numbers" who had some random numbers as his user name. Every time he was called "numbers" I laughed my ass off.
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The NBA Finals- Warriors vs Cavs
Cavs have about, on average, 1.5 people looking to offensive rebound.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Nice asses in that.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
That is lazy and straight fucking slobbish.
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The NBA Finals- Warriors vs Cavs
No This. Why would a group of professionals lose on purpose, in the finals?
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Words & Phrases that make you chuckle every time
Reps to anyone who gets the reference.
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Words & Phrases that make you chuckle every time
snek allsome CJKFH
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The NBA Finals- Warriors vs Cavs
Was impressed by Hood. Was very pleased to not see jackfuck Clarkson in their chucking shit.
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The NBA Finals- Warriors vs Cavs
Here is how much it sucks to be Cleveland. LBJ had a triple-double... and he didn't play good enough.
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The NBA Finals- Warriors vs Cavs
Sweep seems all but inevitable.
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The NBA Finals- Warriors vs Cavs
This assembled Warriors team is a textbook example of "that's not fair." Too damn good. Durant was unreal tonight.