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txduck87

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  1. Man I hope he can find a hotel room with such late notice. Busy time of year in NYC.
  2. Or worse, force him to eat his salsa.
  3. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CucTIuEAVSj/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
  4. Can you imagine sitting next to that douche? You know he’s some fatass 340lb redneck. God I hate attention whores. Go Stros.
  5. Going to Breckenridge next Tuesday for a week of hiking, craft brews, and actual breathing of oxygen outdoors. I’m 57 and don’t think I’ve ever been more excited about a trip in my life. This shit has really worn me down mentally this year.
  6. Attention whore. Move along.
  7. Last kid graduates in 2 years. That’s gonna be all for us. Just can’t take not being able to live life for 4-5 months out of the year. Always be a Texan at heart but we are gone when his ass walks across that stage.
  8. Just had a colonoscopy this morning so this hits close to home. And fuck this heat.
  9. Makes it easy to find the honey hole!
  10. Damnit. Have to be quick around here.
  11. Headed there myself next Tuesday. Let’s may sure we stagger our pics so we can maximize the negging!
  12. We need a win tonight. That is my extremely valuable contribution to the thread today. You are welcome. Go Stros.
  13. To be fair, Texans and Rockets make being a baseball town pretty damn easy. Go Stros.
  14. Glorious day of rain in The Woodlands today. Thinking 2 inches.
  15. I spent less than I made and invested the difference in index funds for 30 years and retired at 56.
  16. Don’t quit your day job. Go Stros.
  17. +1. No shit. Jesus you are an absolute beating Derka. Stfu. Think you have health problems or something? Focus on getting better and give the rest of us a break.
  18. Me going outside to mow the lawn this morning. Fuck that.
  19. Right . And if my aunt had balls, she’d be my uncle.
  20. I am aware. So glad I upped my homeowners deductible to 5% this year. [emoji35]
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