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Big Woodrows

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  1. Just wait until Nahlin compares Arch to a blue-chip stock
  2. I saw Chris Plonsky at a grocery store in Austin yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for tickets or anything. She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When the girl at the counter took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, Plonsky stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After the girl at the counter scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Plonsky kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
  3. Joe Cook - We're a long way from Maryland
  4. Take it as you will, but Nahlin directly said yesterday that there was no chance Jones moves to TE
  5. Hamilton is going all-in on the kool-aid tonight - now saying that Shazz Preston spoke with the coaching staff tonight and has been in regular contact for the last few weeks. Also thinks that Quency Wiggins may not be a take for Bama due to scheme fit so it may come down to LSU and Texas.
  6. Considering I don't think I've seen a single person across two sites mention Zac Swanson today, I feel like he's the first process candidate
  7. Posted on the UT subreddit:
  8. UCLA has always had attendance issues seeing as the Rose Bowl is on the complete other side of the city (known for terrible traffic) from their campus...USC will probably have a much better crowd. But do your thing I guess.
  9. From IT today: "EDGE: Jordon Thomas: Currently not with the team for reasons that don’t need to be disclosed. Nothing criminal related."
  10. Final statline for Murphy: 19/34 308 yds 3 TD (1 rush)
  11. Murphy has been playing really well tonight. Still a few missed throws but he's been largely on target and showing off the arm talent. Case in point: Beating a dead horse here but his receivers are horribad. Several bad drops where the receiver had plenty of grass in front of him.
  12. I've visited SECRant only twice and both times I've seen ColoradoAg showing his ass. Is he their board idiot?
  13. Are they still blaming this stuff (sans the robbery) all on Boulware or is Murray finally catching flak for any of this?
  14. It's just because Jimbo's offense is complex with a lot of nuance, you dumb sip. Feeble-minded freshmen can't grasp the genius behind it.
  15. I don't read a whole lot of OU 247 but it really seems like no insider openly despises their readers more than Drumm does
  16. Inconsequential practice report from IT:
  17. Powell was the kid who got processed after lying to Herman about his Baylor OV, right? Or was that another kid in the 2019 class?
  18. IT - Five biggest Texas camp surprises add immediate impact, depth
  19. At least our second down defense is stout!
  20. Just got a CB to the good guys from a Miss State insider
  21. Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the showers. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Football is back baby.
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