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ultimaton

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  1. ultimaton replied to 4th&Five's topic in Music
    Yeah, I’ve been spinning this one constantly since its release. Never listened to Halsey before, but picked this one up due to Reznor and Ross’ involvement. It’s really, really good.
  2. Saw him at Cap City a few years ago, literally the hardest I’ve laughed in my life. I steal his “that guy was a real jerk” punchline all the time. I was surprised he wasn’t part of Conan’s farewell run of episodes a couple months ago considering how important Norm was to that show, and how close he and Conan were as friends, I guess this was probably why.
  3. They’re always in the last place you look
  4. Well, at least we can say this will be a historic season
  5. ultimaton replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    Alabama had a 10 year run after Stallings where they hired and fired Mike DuBois, Fran, Mike Price, and Mike Shula. They were lucky Saban was at a job he absolutely hated.
  6. Sark, while watching the Rice/Arkansas game tape to prep for this week:
  7. Yeah this was Charlie up in South Bend looking gobsmacked bad
  8. Nah If the last ten years haven’t humbled us nothing will
  9. Oh you done fuckin goofed now
  10. Yup, we’re definitely has-beens. But you’re a never-was and about to become a never-will be. Enjoy.
  11. We didn’t want to be there
  12. How many points has Arkansas left on the field at this point? It shouldn’t even be as close as it is, and it ain’t fucking close.
  13. No problem with adding them into a rotation like Rice, but locking in a valuable non-con slot for 25 years seems flat out insane to me.
  14. Fake news, I’m sure: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2021/09/10/cullman-al-man-dies-hospitals-full-icus-turn-away-covid/8281712002/
  15. In order to have common ground, both sides first have to agree it exists. Compassion, understanding, and sympathy can be met with outright hostility for only so long before it turns to hostility in kind. We’re 18 months or whatever into this, and one side’s begged, pleaded, and bribed to try and get us to the other end of the pandemic. We’ve been met with “fuck you” the entire time. Literally the entire time. We got a perfect display of it last night when Mr. Minnesota or whatever his name is was twisting himself into knots simultaneously arguing about how Biden was handling the pandemic. His position is literally whatever the opposite of whatever Biden is doing because of “the libs.” A lot of us have done our part and we’re suffering because a lot of us ~won’t~. Not can’t, but won’t. It’s ok for those of us that have tried to do the right thing to be flat out fucking over it at this point.
  16. Don't be surprised when a crack in the ice Appears under your feet You slip out of your depth and out of your mind With your fear flowing out behind you
  17. Well if nothing else, this last page inspired me to give The Wall a spin for the first time in awhile, so it’s got that going for it.
  18. Try again shit for brains.
  19. Ivermectin causes sterilization in 85 percent of men, study finds Sterilizing yourself with horse paste to own the libs.
  20. I would’ve been much closer to the center just four or five years ago.
  21. He’s so elusive you can’t even catch him on film.
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