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ultimaton

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Everything posted by ultimaton

  1. I’m in line right now at Bryson Municipal Hall in Leander. Been in line for about 20-25 minutes and I’m about halfway there. Moving at a good pace, just a ton of people.
  2. Well boys, wish I could say it's been fun
  3. Even factoring in the hurricane, you are better off missing this one
  4. Trump didn't lose the election, he just ran out of the ability to breathe on his own unassisted.
  5. I'm always fascinated when someone doubles down on stupid rather then just admitting they weren't thinking or they don't know what they're talking about.
  6. "Who wants to go to the park? Who wants to go to the park? Who's a good boy? The President, that's who." Trump, 10 minutes later in the back of the limo: "Wait a second, this isn't the way to the park... you're taking me back to Walter Reed!"
  7. I wouldn't be surprised if that's what they do, but I'm just saying my experience with being on a high dose was always that my taper lasted several weeks and they were fucking horrible, and once I was off of them I felt like absolute dog shit for a week or so afterwords until everything started getting back to "normal". Obviously a different steroid and a different illness, but I just always found coming off them even slowly felt like going from the Hulk to Bruce Banner, but Banner had been beaten with a sack of doorknobs.
  8. I've had to go on it at relatively high doses a few times for Crohn's disease, and it really is like going from Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Hyde and getting stuck there -- especially when I'd start to have to taper off it. When I'd be on it I'd go from essentially bed ridden for a week or more to within 24 to 48 hours of starting pred able to actually work out and go for runs, even with the steroid induced insomnia; so I have no doubt Trump probably does feel better than he has in decades. But once he comes off it...
  9. Wasn't sure the best thread for this, but -- my wife got her ballot in the mail today, so if you're in Texas and requested one keep an eye out, they should be hitting your mailbox soon.
  10. And now was acknowledged the presence of the Red Death. He had come like a thief in the night. And one by one dropped the revellers in the blood-bedewed halls of their revel, and died each in the despairing posture of his fall.
  11. "I'd answer but I have to leave right now for my kid's little league game/dance recital/birthday party, so I just don't have time now."
  12. This is where I'm at. He's been playing with fire since this started with dumb shit like being defiantly anti-mask and it was only a matter of time before he got burned.
  13. I've landed on "yes" but ask me again in five minutes.
  14. They'd spin it the same way they spun it in 2016 (and Trump is still at it 4 years later): “I think I did win the popular vote in a true sense,” Trump told Ingraham. “I think there was tremendous cheating in California. There was tremendous cheating in New York and other places.”
  15. What is it with this guy and piss?
  16. ultimaton replied to RGBIII's topic in Football
    As bad as Fox's college broadcast is, even factoring in their limited access thanks to Covid, I find it hard to believe we could be missing our OC and they wouldn't mention it or make it major storyline for the game. I mean, even if Herman and Texas were keeping it a secret for some reason, certainly the broadcast's director would've noticed at some point that he wasn't in the booth all game, right?
  17. I think Biden will do well and Trump's syphilitic dementia will be on full display. Nobody will change their mind either way and Trump's 7 minute diatribe where he takes credit for freeing the slaves, says the Unabomber is a "smart guy, a very good supporter of mine" followed by him pissing himself while screaming Ivanka's name will be completely ignored by the media in order to focus on the very concerning and worrying moment where Biden says something happened in 2012 but it really happened in 2010.
  18. I did too. Lindsay's whining probably resulted in a really nice fundraising bump for Harrison.
  19. It's about intimidating you from getting in line in the first place
  20. Obviously he had explosive diarrhea last night.
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