Everything posted by CptnJiggleBits
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
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Texas/ou 11am on ABC
Does the 1st most redneck thing involve a good looking cousin, because that might require pics. You know, rules and everything.
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Texas/ou 11am on ABC
George Clooney huh? NTTIAWWT But my head movies had Charlize Theron voice and threw the corbdogs and beer in the shower.
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Texas/ou 11am on ABC
This bitch has queen potential
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9.27.21 Coach Sark press conference 11am
More apologies?!!! Damn iiit!!
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9.27.21 Coach Sark press conference 11am
Standard bullshit statement and question from reporter. "What's your message to team?" I dug the stone cold stare from Sark "We are gonna show up on Saturday 11:00am and play football"
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Some of y'all owe this team an apology!!!
Apologize?! Fucking apologies?! We don't need no stinking apologies!! Did the Germans apologize after they bombed pearl harbor!! If this isnt the biggest bag over the head punch in the face I ever got! GAW DAMN IT!! Oh oh! It's good It's good! It's good! Ohhh.. Hey! You know what I want? I want this poster brought over here. I want em brought over here from their nice decade+ slumber with Polonsky and them other fucks over at Belmont,San Jacinto and Melody Iane. I want em brought right here with a great big ribbon on his head! I want to look him in the eye and tell em what a cheap, no-good, lying, rotten, four flushing, lowlife, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat ass, bug-eyed, stiff legged, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is!!!! Hallelujah!! Holy Shiit!!! Where's the Tylenol?!! "Let your damn nuts hang!"
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Other Games Thread
Goodnight yall lovely shitheads. Good day of ball. Time to rewatch the Horns and get ready to stomp some roaches.
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Other Games Thread
SC #10 pulled a Johnny Jolly. Flex/celebrate then get trucked.
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Other Games Thread
Orlando is gonna dial up the 12 man blitz that doesn't get home next series.
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Other Games Thread
Surprised Ingram held onto the ball after that hit.
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Other Games Thread
Beavers busting condoms
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Arky vs aggy Saturday, Sept 25th 2:30pm CT CBS
This. Jimbo is the perfect fit to cement aggy turdition of mediocrity (at best) and those idiots are emptying their pockets to do so.
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Arky vs aggy Saturday, Sept 25th 2:30pm CT CBS
Jimbo used a few thousand words to simply say....Fuuuurk!
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Arky vs aggy Saturday, Sept 25th 2:30pm CT CBS
Holy cow! That's some high speed panicked Boomhower rambling before the coaster drops. Hahaha!
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[Game Thread] Texas vs. Tceh Gamethread - 11am on ABC
Schooler damn near took Jamison out of the rotation on that missed tackle.
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West Virginia @ Oklahoma
Curb stomp'em Horns! It's time. After roach stomping of course
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West Virginia @ Oklahoma
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Divine Intervention- Notre Dame V. Florida State. And Holy Shit...
Divine Intervention- 2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
All gas. No bit. No bridle. No reins. No blanket. No saddle. Done lepton SouthAustin's mom bareback. No brakes. - Notre Dame V. Florida State. And Holy Shit...
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