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CptnJiggleBits

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  1. I'm at a lost for words.
  2. Does the 1st most redneck thing involve a good looking cousin, because that might require pics. You know, rules and everything.
  3. George Clooney huh? NTTIAWWT But my head movies had Charlize Theron voice and threw the corbdogs and beer in the shower.
  4. This bitch has queen potential
  5. More apologies?!!! Damn iiit!!
  6. Standard bullshit statement and question from reporter. "What's your message to team?" I dug the stone cold stare from Sark "We are gonna show up on Saturday 11:00am and play football"
  7. Apologize?! Fucking apologies?! We don't need no stinking apologies!! Did the Germans apologize after they bombed pearl harbor!! If this isnt the biggest bag over the head punch in the face I ever got! GAW DAMN IT!! Oh oh! It's good It's good! It's good! Ohhh.. Hey! You know what I want? I want this poster brought over here. I want em brought over here from their nice decade+ slumber with Polonsky and them other fucks over at Belmont,San Jacinto and Melody Iane. I want em brought right here with a great big ribbon on his head! I want to look him in the eye and tell em what a cheap, no-good, lying, rotten, four flushing, lowlife, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat ass, bug-eyed, stiff legged, worm-headed, sack of monkey shit he is!!!! Hallelujah!! Holy Shiit!!! Where's the Tylenol?!! "Let your damn nuts hang!"
  8. Goodnight yall lovely shitheads. Good day of ball. Time to rewatch the Horns and get ready to stomp some roaches.
  9. SC #10 pulled a Johnny Jolly. Flex/celebrate then get trucked.
  10. Orlando is gonna dial up the 12 man blitz that doesn't get home next series.
  11. Surprised Ingram held onto the ball after that hit.
  12. Beavers busting condoms
  13. This. Jimbo is the perfect fit to cement aggy turdition of mediocrity (at best) and those idiots are emptying their pockets to do so.
  14. Jimbo used a few thousand words to simply say....Fuuuurk!
  15. Holy cow! That's some high speed panicked Boomhower rambling before the coaster drops. Hahaha!
  16. Schooler damn near took Jamison out of the rotation on that missed tackle.
  17. Curb stomp'em Horns! It's time. After roach stomping of course
  18. All gas. No bit. No bridle. No reins. No blanket. No saddle. Done lepton SouthAustin's mom bareback. No brakes.
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