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Reese Bennett

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  1. Sark always talks about he grades the game film by looking at effort first. I'm guessing that is also the primary factor for recruits, especially linemen that meet the baseline for Texas Good. Over the years, we've seen a lot of linemen who are high school great at the point of attack but rarely consider doing much pursuit or downfield blocking. They tend to have high rankings but it's not surprising when they don't do much in college.
  2. Football coach head shot or pastor who diddles kids mugshot?
  3. He chose poorly. Twice. Fuck him. (That said, I'm glad he's leaving aggy because fuck them ass-munching goobers too.
  4. I hadn't thought much at all about Evans until the last 36 hours or so, but now I really want him.
  5. West Coast guy just catching up to the end of this thread. I'll just note that 10-hour old baby giraffes can keep up with adult giraffes and reach a speed of 37 mph.
  6. And the haircuts one would expect.
  7. aggy untied will need to go through this whole process during the spring portal window too, so we got that to look forward to.
  8. Hey recruits, we think of you as less than human and only drawn to aggy by the sweets we offer. Uh, wait. That actually sounds like their recruiting and team-building strategy.
  9. For Walter so loved aggy that he ventured forth into the muck and dreck of the portal to identify the pernicious, insidious, and blasphemous forces trying to shoot down The Elk--and to expose their godless ways so that the almighty Sully and the magic ring can smite them and ensure that only good bull may triumph in this profane world controlled by a horde of rapscallion tu heathens.
  10. Shit. You mean to tell me we only have Nickle Backs available for home games? What kind of Mickey Mouse operation is Sark running here?
  11. The order should be 3, 1, 2.
  12. And here I thought this was bumped so you people could give me shit about the thread title.
  13. Here's Chip after the game talking about some of this stuff.
  14. Houston transfer WR Matthew Golden is in.
  15. Choate's making more hires than the elk.
  16. Kind of crazy that of the three linemen in Milroe's squad, we got the best one (by far) who happened to be the lowest ranked in high school.
  17. He must really like maroon.
  18. If he waits, he doesn’t have time to visit anywhere. Would anyone go play for a coach or school they hadn’t visited? It sucks, but it’s the right call for him. Hook ‘em MM! Go kick ass.
  19. Looks like he might be wearing LSU gloves during the game Didn't want to get the Texas gloves dirty.
  20. Grades might be an issue at times, but it's still great to now have a good chunk of the Big 12 as your portal farm system.
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