Everything posted by Reese Bennett
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2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I don't know that this is an ironclad rule. There are lots of dumb assholes who think highly of themselves. Hell, just look at aggy who are always claiming they are "classy."- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I thought that was our 2021 linebacking corps there for a second.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
North Carolina would have tutors take tests for players but only to get a C. College coaches would beg and bribe professors to give their players a C.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
So who will our farm teams be? Nebraska and aggy?- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Did someone say "Free Ride?"- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I want any offensive lineman that Flood wants.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
I woke up this morning and Tuesday's gone. Nothing happened. What the hell? Fire Sark.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Well, we’ve got a Justice on our team already. They could become best friends.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Sark with the dominant position, little jimbo leaning slightly back like a cuck. That, or his gut is so big he has to balance the weight distribution.- 2023 QB Arch Manning
Arch doesn't seem as tall as I expected and I don't like the Santa Claus facial hair on young men. Plus, his sartorial choices don't exactly convey cool.- 2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Quaid has done OK over the years: P.J. Soles, Andie MacDowell, original Meg Ryan, Lea Thompson, and assorted other models and non-famous hot chicks.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
And that's just the width.- 2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Go to Pornhub and search under the term.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
OK, I'll do it, I'll rank 'em. Ooof, shit. No, I don't wanna. Well, fine. I'm a grown man and I can do this. 4, 1, 5, 6, 2, 3- 2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
I keep having flashbacks to John Kruk. Of course, Kruk was an all-star and Ewers will be an All-American.- 2022 Summer Season: Flavor-Aid (Strength: Prison Wine)
Our QB wearing a sports bra? Doomed.- Godfather I or II?
I slightly prefer 1. That hospital scene is nails.- Texas O-line talk
That's good, but also we have the lowest average of the five. If we had the same average as that #3 Bama class we'd score 176.26. That said, we'll wreck shop soon.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
It'd be cool to get Addison here, but I worry about the numbers.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Stupid double post. My bad.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
For example, the Brocks.- Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
Or maybe he reads this board.- Dedicated Stranger Things Series Thread
Will is surely gay, but there's probably more to it than that. Because of his prior experiences, he probably has some sort of ability to see horrible stuff in the future or some Upside-Down thing that adds to his gloominess. I bet he eventually has a Eureka! moment and provides the key to finally dropping Vecna. Ideally, this will come with a better haircut. - Texas Recruiting Notes 2023: Strippers, Monkeys, and 5-Stars
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