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Vertigo

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  1. Didn't they forego their conference income for the last year or two to make the move to the SEC? They also started paying out of pocket for rev share.
  2. Texas brings in their 2026 starting QB in a daring move. - Kurt Bohls Chris DelConte forces Sarkisian's hand in signing a new QB amid locker room turmoil- Chip Brown Sources: MJ Morris already the locker room leader, Manning in crisis mode - Anwar Richardson I'm Hungry - Geoff Ketchum
  3. If I could make 3 million in Austin for a year, or 3.5 million in Lubbock, you better believe I would take the 3 million in Austin. Sounds like Cam Coleman did too.
  4. Speaking of RB busts... WTF happened with this guy? He gets all excited to get a Texas offer and is then never heard from again. Did they just find out he sucks or is something else going on?
  5. I hope that this player comes to realize what a pussy this article makes him out to be. Also, I am here for players and coaches blackmailing their coach for playing time, but it might also explain Scott Derry.
  6. Honestly it would surprise me if he was a first rounder. Nothing to do with his talent, it is just not a premium position and there are a number of really good LBs in this draft. My guess is second round.
  7. Yeah, I am sure a coked out Mark Cuban fresh off an endorphine high from winning the national championship is going to just let this dude slip down to Austin. We have seen how these go.
  8. Are you besmirching the squeaky clean reputation of our fighting Westlake Chaparrals and their totally replicable talent acquisition strategy of just happening to have great players show up every year or the local media coverage by the Westlake American Statesman?
  9. The difference is, can that formula work in the SEC? Clemson was in a shittastic ACC when they did that. If you are average at the OLine, teams will make you pay in the SEC because you have NFL dudes almost every week making your QB uncomfortable. If you can't get separation at WR, your QB advantage is minimized. You also need to be able to run the ball consistently or your QB is going to wind up in the hospital.
  10. Evidently your cock has been able to reach your asshole for at least a decade.
  11. Agree, this is a quality add. I don't know if he will be ready to contribute next season, but he is more likely to appreciate a place that he enjoys going to school and may not be so quick to jump back into the portal. We still need two or three high quality guys that will make an impact next season.
  12. They melted our Saban statue down and made a toilet out of it for their office Paaaawl!
  13. Don't forget about Zelus Hicks. I think he can be another big piece back there.
  14. North Carolina's 10th leading tackler on a defense of 11 people isn't really a flex.
  15. He will still be a top 5-10 pick in this draft. Next year, there is no chance he is going above Arch and that draft is going to be full of a bunch of war daddies. Arch, Colin Simmons, Jeremiah Smith, Dylan Stewart, Julian Sayin, Sam Leavitt, Cam Coleman, Trevor Goosby, Andrew Sprague, Jaden Baugh, etc.
  16. Yeah... which guy would you rather play for? Marcel Reed who didn't break 250 yards passing in 5 of his last six games, 10 TDs vs 8 INTs, a declining QBR in every game, and barely 250 yards of total offense Or Arch Manning vs better competition throwing for over 250 yards in 4 of his last 6 including 4 ranked opponents, 14TDs vs 2 INTs, and a QBR in the 90's in 4 of his last 6 games, and around 350 yards of total offense in 4 of 6 games.
  17. Haven't you heard? They graduated to getting shut out in the playoffs, there's no going back.
  18. True story, i just sent a text to my Bama buddy that just said "Double fatality". He writes back and just said "we're poor'
  19. I know you took a lot of grief this weekend, and some dudes took shits in your yard out of spite, so I just took a celebratory shit in your yard to offset. Keep up the great work sir!
  20. Interesting. Would that make it the Mendoza line?
  21. Pretty sure Techportalinsights forecasted Coleman to Tech over what was said to be the greatest steak dinner in history. But that was after aggyportalinsights forecasted Coleman to A&M following Coleman's visit to Reveille's gravesite where he broke down in tears and tore his clothes and vowed revenge.
  22. Huh? By all means, let's throw out a bunch of 210 lb tight ends because they are good after the catch. They will be able to keep up with all of those 210 lb defensive ends screaming off the edge.
  23. So reading the tealeaves on Coleman - If he wants to play with someone who is going to get him to the next level in his final season, his choices are: Arch Manning in Sark's offense with weapons around him Marcel Reed in first time play caller Holmon Wiggin's offense with no weapons around him Brendan Sorsby in second year playcaller Mack Leftwich's offense in the B12 First year starter Keelon Russell in Deboer/Grubb's offense with less weapons around him To me the choice seems fairly obvious unless he just wants to be home in Alabama, but I doubt that is the case.
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