Everything posted by FigurelliPwC
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Shart 2020: Hindsight's a bitch
The day started off nice...slept in a bit for Labor Day. The wife (no pics) made pancakes & sausage. Tried a new Keurig coffee called "Dark Magic" - not realizing it was an omen for what was coming in a few hours. Made the mistake of brewing it on the "strong" setting. 1/2 a cup of half & half helped me guzzle down what tasted like ground dark roast slurry, and I thoroughly enjoyed my pancakes & sausage, with shitty (pun intended) sugar-free syrup laced with sorbitol (also probably contributing to the next set of events.) The next few hours were normal, I fired up the Green Egg to smoke some carnitas & chicken. That's when the first signs of problems started...the stomach started rumbling, but I was able to withstand those first few knocks on the sphincter. I was determined to make it long enough to get the egg up to temp, throw on the meat and then hit the bathroom. A few more rumblings, and then the first signs of real trouble happened. A bit of juice slipped past the goalie....I gave up on the egg and hustled to the bathroom, where as I pulled down the shorts & boxers, an explosion that surely rocked 1/2 of the neighborhood came out of my ass. As I gagged for fresh air to breathe, I looked over and saw about 10 squares of TP left, knowing that was not going to nearly be enough for the mess at hand. The smell reminded me of what I imagine that scene in Shawshank Redemption was like, as Andy crawled through the sewage pipe. The rest of the family thankfully was out at the neighborhood pool, so while there were no witnesses there was also nobody to help bring TP. And my reserve TP was out, the only remaining stash is in our detached garage. Oye! I broke all sorts of rules on the amount of wet wipes one should use, but that was the only option. Great Day!
- San Antonio
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Pranking your kids
When I was 8, my family went on a trip to the Grand Canyon. We were out looking at the awesomeness, but then I realized they had left me. Oh well, life is what you make it. I searched forever, finally found them 25 years later in Silvertown.
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austin radio stuff
His wife’s FB page says 4/13. Not sure if on the radio or a podcast.
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Horns at blOU SUCKS!! ......Tonight 8pm ESPN2
Anyone have the Craig Way call?
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Horns at blOU SUCKS!! ......Tonight 8pm ESPN2
Senior night 😄
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austin radio stuff
Any update on Jeff Ward? His FB fan page says he is returning in March, but not clear where/when exactly. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Hard Times Drink Discoveries
Southern comfort and Dr Pepper. Syrup with syrup.
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Insurance broker/Umbrella policy recommendations
Thanks C-Man, I’ll send you an email shortly. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Insurance broker/Umbrella policy recommendations
Allstate continually raising home/auto prices, and we just bought a 2nd investment property (short term rentals). Thinking it’s time for an umbrella policy and shopping around. Anyone have experience with using an insurance broker to help find the right coverage and best prices? Thoughts on Umbrella policies? Looking into USAA as my stepfather was in the military, but not sure if he is a member yet. If so that may be the simple solution, but interested in other ideas. Would be looking for car insurance for my wife & I and homeowners, umbrella policy for about 1.5mil between our three houses.
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2019 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. #11 Utah - Pregame Discussion Thread
Minute 13 is Chip Brown speaking. Fuck Chip Brown!
- Camping World Bowl
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austin radio stuff
Yeah, sounds like they let Ward go but are still playing the commercials he has done. Weird.
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New Orleans Food and Drink Thread
Cowboys v Saints trip by chance? I’m trying to make that happen myself.
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2019 Golf Thread of Dominance
93 on the black course yesterday from the tips. Was in the rough all day but somehow never lost a ball. 1 fairway and 1 green in regulation. Saving bogey was the challenge, only 2 pars.
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2019 Golf Thread of Dominance
Headed out to Bethpage tomorrow for 3 days of golf. Hoping to break 100 on the black course (I’m a 10 handicap).
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Art Briles: New Head Coach of Mount Vernon High School in Texas
What’s she doing around a bunch of bad dudes like that?
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Dallas officer kills man after mistaking apartment for her own, police say
So when is the trial?
- D'onta Foreman
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Zach Smith is a stupid, disgusting piece of shit.
So I haz to change my surlyname?
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Bourbon
The humidor on the kitchen counter is a nice touch
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Texas BBQ
Went to Brick Vault in Marathon last night — solid brisket and sausage, but maybe the best pork ribs I’ve ever had. The beer was meh. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Bourbon
Where? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
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Bourbon
So you were up at the north entrance? No - we were staying in La Verkin which is about 20 mins outside of Springdale/main entrance. Hurricane is another 10-20 minutes from where we were at. Picked up a bottle of ER10 in another podunk town in Wyoming ($25 for a 750ml). Haven’t seen much else of interest, although we did visit the High West distillery while in Park City. I didn’t like the Bourye...loved the Yipee Ki-Yay but didn’t want to drop $80 on it.
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Bourbon
Hurricane, right off the Interstate Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk