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Kyrie Eleison

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Everything posted by Kyrie Eleison

  1. fucking genuine spit my water lulz...
  2. not only German women look you in the eye, you know..
  3. during foreplay when she shit on your chest...did she look you in the eyes and smile?
  4. damn, son…lol it’s a different woman, although the woman you’re referencing has legit game and absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.
  5. huh…have a similar experience with a fuck buddy back in the day who Bondi reminds me. and like your own experience with the two sisters of charity, she too could suck start a Harley. i would’ve ignored every red flag known to man to keep her playing showtunes on my bone-a-phone. undefeated…
  6. Trump voter gives Wall Street breakdown.
  7. Kyrie Eleison replied to Mo Horn's topic in Daily Texan
    “Good morning. You have a call from…All 254 Counties in Texas Detention Center. Press 1 to accept, otherwise please hang up.” that’s the call you accept.
  8. bit ironic coming from someone nicknamed the "Sausage King"...
  9. i'm The Man from Waco...and i can fix any whore.
  10. i'm sitting here laughing my ass off at the worst edit/photoshop in history b/c i know DDD is close in age to my 58 y/o self and i have the exact computer skills he does and would've done the same shit job he did. b/c worth it.
  11. fucking perfect Surly motto...
  12. i for one would never have guessed that in the Great American Political Schism of 2025/6 that the left would end up with the 2A, beer and the NFL and the right ended up with electric cars, unprocessed food and Nikki Minaj.
  13. it’s the expectation that gives rise to her question, and that’s on her. these folks are just goldfish swimming swimming circles in a bowl, and they’re exhausted and scared. they don’t know how to think, and they’re too tired to give a shit, and their fear gives rise to their anger. ain’t that hard to see why they’re willing to give him infinite bites at the apple.
  14. Imodium, boss…give them the source code that ends with them either drowning in their own shit or popping like Mr. Creosote.
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