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Born Burnt

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Everything posted by Born Burnt

  1. Honestly, I think most people here are just venting their anger at the team sucking so hard. If they were winning, folks wouldn't care as much about what the team did postgame. They could snort coke off a hooker's ass to "Jump Around."
  2. I'd be willing to test the feasibility of it on his behalf.
  3. Born Burnt replied to texifornia's topic in Football
    Walked out on a customer. Then a teammate. At least he's good at something.
  4. Born Burnt replied to texifornia's topic in Football
    He did. But you would have to read three pages of footnotes to know it.
  5. I prefer a more positive spin: HIRE MEYER
  6. Thanks for clearing that up. I have often used the phrase "Family above all." But I know Nazis used to sing "Germany above all." So I shall quit using my hateful phrase.
  7. If you want to win, you do everything it takes to win. You don't compromise on who your coach is. Has Urban broken any laws that I'm unaware of? The NCAA is garbage, so I couldn't care less about their rules. I have clients who work at companies that forbid accepting gifts from vendors. So I send their gifts to their houses. Am I cheating? Well, I'm not breaking any laws, and I've never had a client return the gift. And I couldn't care less about their company policies because most are a bunch of pussified organizations. One has a Director of Empathy. Seriously. UT needs a Director of Get Your Shit Together Or GTFO. In other words, UT needs Urban.
  8. In the past, most players just stood during the song and halfway held up a Horns sign. Nobody cared because at least they were standing in unity with their teammates and fans. I don't think that's too much to ask from players. If VY brought up issues with the song after the National Championship, I would have given it a lot more consideration. Or even if Ricky or Earl disapproved today. Because it's like Augie said: the world treats winners different than losers. When you play like this team does and complain about the Eyes, you're just being a pussyassbitch.
  9. When Tom said the team cancelled a day of practice to discuss social injustice, I knew this team was lost. In a season where they already missed so much practice time, every hour of practice is more precious than ever. Tom should have said, "No, we'll practice as normal...then, afterwards, we can spend time talking about whatever you want." People who want to win, do whatever it takes to win. Apparently, Tom and the team don't care that much about winning.
  10. Okay, I'm gonna run to the tree and then over to the mailbox. Throw it to me cuz I'm gonna be open.
  11. From my white-hot rage for those inbreds north of the Red River... TEXAS, mutherfuckers!
  12. I'm not sure how much this gem has been discussed here, but still not sure what to make of it: https://longhornswire.usatoday.com/2020/09/21/urban-meyer-believes-texas-dc-chris-ash-was-the-best-coordinator-hire-in-cfb/
  13. Born Burnt replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    I don't want a title gift wrapped. I just want players that wrap up.
  14. Why...did...I...just...watch...that!
  15. Born Burnt replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
    I equally admire 2300 Nueces's incessant negging of his posts.
  16. Born Burnt replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    Kenyatta non grata
  17. Nope, it's a hiring mistake.
  18. I agree with the firing, but that's a waste of a Fletcher's Corny Dog.
  19. From Comanche Territory... FIGHT!
  20. У меня большой член
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