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Sgt. Slaughter

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Everything posted by Sgt. Slaughter

  1. $9.95ers when people are on to their gambit.
  2. Had to double check to see if you were @Vic Mackey
  3. Has anyone ever seen @poleassassin and @tomherman in the same room at the same time?
  4. Hey! First time, long time! I see where you might think of this as a possibility but... He’s going to take a “job” at whatever school his sons play and might eventually become an analyst.
  5. Maybe check her OnlyFans
  6. Warehime sock confirmed.
  7. Reading this thread gave me flashbacks to teaching English in Cambodia. What is wrong with some of you?
  8. Ask Ayodele why he couldn’t carry a running back on a wheel or a slot on a cross. Yes, they are better suited than most others to be able to do it all, but there are very few who truly excel at it.
  9. Not in any particular role for the university. Just maintains his Rec pass and hovers in the background of any pool bbq festivities.
  10. Do you genuinely not know his name or do you have a typing impediment?
  11. Slightly related, Ash was being rumored for this job.
  12. Beginners guide to managing Surly: 1) Seek screen grabs. Most Surly “insiders” just pay $9.95+ a month. Wait for the news beyond the mysterious paywall and join the ensuing conversation. (To Surly “insiders”: you guys are saints, thank you for what you do.) 2) Seek popular posts, designated by 10 reactions or more. This eliminates the Futureman’s of the world because nobody likes his posts. 3) Seek TLDR posts, but before you read them, check the quality of the poster. Closetojumping: Yes Closetohumping: Unlikely 4) If you see a picture of someone’s dinner, immediately log out. The walls have been breached and you will soon be flooded with poorly-lit, overcooked slabs of meat. Which leads me to my last point..... 5) Lighten up. You know you’re entering into a circle jerk when you login each day.
  13. Actually, the opposite. We need him to really screw the pooch with his first staff ensuing into a complete turnover for this thread to succeed.
  14. I was told we only post pictures of overcooked steaks.
  15. Seeing lock down and California in the same sentence sends chills down my spine.
  16. Live look at Carrington “hitting the road” during a pandemic...
  17. Sanjay is one of the most respected WR coach in the NFL, he’s not taking a college job. Cowboys are assholes for letting him go.
  18. I’ll donate my stimulus check to the Ewers cause.
  19. I must not be seeing the link you provided comparing the donations to when we are competing for national championships.
  20. https://247sports.com/Coach/Tosh-Lupoi-715/AllTimeRecruits/ Just take a look around and see if you find anything you like.
  21. Got randomly close to Blake our sophomore years due to a shared history class. Say what you want about his ability to retain information pertaining to Upton Sinclair novels, all he ever talked about was trying to set himself up to coach at a major college football program. I’d love to see him return to Austin now that his role wouldn’t require him to be coach ON the field.
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