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Texzilla58

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  1. 12 men in the huddle. Why even call it? Get the game done. Quit stopping the clock. Let the jets play with 12. Fuck who cares? Whomever did the schedule and put the jets in all these primeTime games should be sacked.
  2. Elko looks like Bret Bielema in his last days at Arkansas. Fat, bloated and looking like he spent the winter on a bender inside a dead moose. You want to look like Belichik? Bill didn’t take on his slovenly dress until after the third or fourth ring. Elko’s choice of mint green is a poor one, although maroon probably just makes him look like a monstrous rosacea breakout with shingles.
  3. It’s like aggy making a habanero as hot as a carrot.. ok. An answer to a question no one is asking.
  4. The corps unis don’t annoy me as much as the bedazzled overalls of the yell leaders.
  5. Another winning season! Hang the banner. A couple of those can be recategorized as wins of course. 9-4 due to running out of time, a bad injury, or a stomach bug.
  6. Owen Wilson played the Nadine puppet, right?
  7. Yeah too bad about Gator. But a bad seed raised bad is still a unrehabitatable psychopath. Roy feet first in the wood chipper. Gator feet first too but give him a Valium.
  8. ATT throwing stones at airlines about hidden fees, extra charges and other sins is pretty shitty in their part. Talk about pot calling kettle black.
  9. Are you calling Linda Laura Linney? That’s Kari Matchett. I think it’s all a dream. Linda was all fuzzy in the car with Dot. I think Linda is dead and buried on the land. I thought the dude in the rocking chair was the ā€œlandlord/sonā€ that munch put there and he got his melon punched.
  10. Betting on an unimportant bowl game is something I never understood. It’s like betting on winter time baseball or preseason nba. Not just transfers out and various coaching changes, are senior nfl prospects gonna play, or a bit or none? There is only one benefit to a non big time bowl: 20 hours a week extra practices from end of season till the bowl game which could be three to four weeks. Many coaches use this time to get in an extra spring practice and give most reps to returning players.
  11. Surely a grand pitmaster like you can cook a choice brisket to perfection.
  12. Venison back straps, two stuffed and wrapped in bacon then grilled. Two cut into steaks and grilled with a Diane sauce. Typical sides. Everyone too tired from managing three girls 8, 5, 4, hyperagitated from Santa, sugar, toys.
  13. Greg Olsen hates the Cowboys and is an unrepentant dicksucker of referees. Turd.
  14. Merry Christmas Aggie! May your corpsboy boots be filled with goat cum and portal outs and decommits.
  15. Natchez Trace is a federal national park highway thing. 52mph will get you a big ass ticket with a federal judge. No mercy. No exceptions. Leavenworth for repeat offenders.
  16. True juicing is so wasteful. And the result is basically water and sugar. Get a VitaMix which is a useful multitask tool and it makes far healthier juice as it processes the peel and pulp and you keep all the nutrients. We’ve had our VitaMix over 20 years. It’s like a fucking Evinrude on your counter.
  17. I like the Pillsbury frozen.
  18. Wrong. I want the ball in the hands of dudes used to carrying the ball. I like luedtke but he needs to block. Fumbling is inexcusable. Bad call on mikes part. I would have gone with Rico.
  19. Is your refrigerator running?
  20. If she and the hubby show up at your AYCE Chinese buffet you gotta put a rat on the plate or lay a turd in your dim sum. Anything to keep them away. They’ll be your food costs in one sitting.
  21. Decent backups? If you’ve got a $50 mil qb and a couple other big $ players you’ve got some shitballs starting in a few positions. Cowboys are about to make some dumb decisions for 24.
  22. 71 making steel look all pro
  23. I thought Joe Philbin was a shit for brains OL coach but he got replaced with some real dumbassery. Two future hof’ers on this line, and 73 is grading out great. That points to shitty coaching, that probably can’t build his scheme for his talent. Let Zack Martin be the coach, we’ll be fine.
  24. Emily seems to have forgotten her ruminations about marrying her boyfriend.
  25. Lost me on the truffle oil. I’d rather have them sprayed with RealKill.
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