Everything posted by Texzilla58
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New Orleans Food and Drink Thread
Is your name Jackson Mahomes? Thinking you’re showing up at fancy places like that with 20 folks will get you turned away. Hooters will turn you away.
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Tyron Smith fucking out. Surprise! It’s his back. Fuck he’s fragile.
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Monarch: Legacy of Monsters - Godzilla, Titans, MonsterVerse, Kurt & Wyatt Russel, John Goodman, Apple TV Series, Nov 17
Shaw is like 90. I think he’s banging the French lady badass. He’s got Godzilla cock. It makes that crazy roar!
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moar! Jon Hamm in leading role...Fargo S5
I’m liking Danish as we move into this. I think we’ll see he’s some kind of badass. That eyepatch comes with a story.
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Cheese Enchiladas
I love chorizo but the grocery kind that contains lips and glands basically fries away into nothing. Don’t have an issue with cinnamon in certain Mexican dishes but not TexMex cheese enchiladas.
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Gumbo
Sorry about the medical issues. Once your parents get to a certain age you gotta enjoy them while you can. Live every day like it’s your last. Gumbo looks great!
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Variety: 100 Greatest TV Shows of All Time
Hey, Lance Link was funny!
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moar! Jon Hamm in leading role...Fargo S5
He only killed wife beater to cover up his exposure . Otherwise he didn’t really give a shit
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Florida State can fuck off
I would trade mizzou for fsu in the sec. Or Miama. Or okie light. Or about anyone.
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moar! Jon Hamm in leading role...Fargo S5
I think different axis are evolving. Wayne’s fried brain looks like he’ll be playing toy soldiers with his father. Lorraine is now seeing Dot as a stone cold fighter like her thanks to Indira, whom she she’s as perfect to run her security. Sheriff’s about to run into a badass lady buzzsaw.
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Variety: 100 Greatest TV Shows of All Time
Disappointed that Me and the Chimp didn’t make it either. Fuckers.
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Survivor 45
I would put Colby there too. His relationship with Tina wasn’t an Amber-Rob showman either but he handed her a million because he took her to the final two instead of the other dude who was a total asshole. They voted for her.
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Cheese Enchiladas
Does she make it like a lot of packaged chorizo with plenty of hog thymus and salivary glands, taint, and lips? My cousin had a brother-in-law who was a biology professor at UTA. A parasitologist who was an expert in liver flukes. He and wife were great cooks back in the 80’s and would have extravagant dinner parties. In between courses we would play “what is this?” Which was things passed around the table and we’d guess what horrible thing had been found in their food. “You’re all wrong! Thats a pig cornea I found in a hot dog at a Ranger game!”
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moar! Jon Hamm in leading role...Fargo S5
He was telling Scotty to leave the drums alone. He went to his locker and told her he was going to PT, that Indira would bring something to eat, and then he put on some cologne.
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HBO Max streaming service
Now rumor is Discovery/Warner/HBO/max wants to acquire paramount/showtime
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Survivor 45
I think Emily poisons little kids
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Monarch: Legacy of Monsters - Godzilla, Titans, MonsterVerse, Kurt & Wyatt Russel, John Goodman, Apple TV Series, Nov 17
That as a wasted episode.
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Survivor 45
He’s in Chicago. She’s in Miama. Makes it easy to keep the money grabbers away. Won’t last past Valentine’s Day.
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Monarch: Legacy of Monsters - Godzilla, Titans, MonsterVerse, Kurt & Wyatt Russel, John Goodman, Apple TV Series, Nov 17
These fucking kids. Dad sucks! He just left us! Uhh you were so far away you could only see him with binoculars. Terrible writing.
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What does college football look like in 20 years?
The nfl needs a developmental league. They can start funding part of a league to develop players. Some schools may not want to be fielding a pure pro team but I think we end up with 42 to 48 schools that go super conference, the rest of P5 make their own league and compete on their own. Say 8 divisions of 6, those champions go 8-4-2 done. They play only superconference schools, no rentawins and a 13 game schedule. Structure. Players will be signing contracts. Maybe sign for 1, then recommit or leave after freshman year. Players are marketing employees of the school not required to be student athletes.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
https://www.coloradoan.com/story/sports/college/2023/12/20/deion-sanders-confirms-warren-sapp-will-join-colorados-coaching-staff/71990370007/ Yikes. Deion. Man of God bringing a lowlife woman abuser to Colorado. The kids love him.
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moar! Jon Hamm in leading role...Fargo S5
Lars is about to take a tumble. India should take the big job with Lorraine, get her debt paid off, and divorce him. Of course he complained he needed a wife and then went and put on cologne for his PT session. That kind of chicanery gets one killed on Fargo. Maybe a wood chipper is in his future. Scotty can beat those tubs!
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Tyreek Hill Had His 3rd Kid This Year
Year isn’t over yet. Maybe a 4th will appear from another baby mama. You’d think these ladies would google Tyreek and see all the shit he’s done to his women and kids. He’s a brutal woman beater. That money and bling they can’t stay away.
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Shitty 1080P projector for $29.99
That and a Roku stick is all you need.
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moar! Jon Hamm in leading role...Fargo S5
Vivian is really fucked.