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Hornius Emeritus

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  1. Coaches probably told him "watch what we do with Niblack this year." Niblack has apparently shown our coaches that he is a matchup nightmare for opposing DCs.
  2. Hines has run 10.45 in the 100m and 20.71 in the 200.
  3. I realize it's not Texas and I realize it's not BBQ, but I didn't think there would be enough interest/content in Turkish street food to start a thread and wanted to post this video. I would demolish this.
  4. Austin man arrested for burglary after being found in victim's shower wearing women's underwear https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/man-arrested-for-burglary-after-being-found-in-victims-shower-wearing-womens-underwear
  5. I think there are exceptions to this rule, like Traces of Texas. 😁
  6. He does. I never talked smack about Jorvorskie Lane out of respect for him and Jermichael being brothers.
  7. I've known @horn4life to be a quality poster for a long time. I doubt he'd come here and spout irrelevancies. We shall see.
  8. It's possible that it's a recruit who wasn't on a visit, perhaps one that has not committed to Texas yet.
  9. True. She always did have good taste. I guess everybody makes the occasional lapse in good judgment.
  10. That was me. My ex was an extremely vivacious knockout, and when @Horn_Spanker met her for the first time, about three minutes later he turned to her and said "let me get this straight ... A woman like you is marrying this loser?"
  11. Hane .... no beeen berry berry gooood to me. Hane beeen ... a real biitsch.
  12. Rookie card
  13. China's highest waterfall is a fake.
  14. You've got to feel especially bad for Visma Lease a Bike. I can't remember a team that has had so many of their most important riders crash so badly in such a short period of time. That one crash was maybe the biggest I've ever seen. Poor Remco Evenepoel. Comes back from a big injury only to be involved in this.
  15. I think it was last week that Gerry said it twice in one sentence.
  16. I'm hammered just reading that list.
  17. I had a chopper made by Raleigh. Mine was just like this one, but in Salem green. Now I see they are selling for 2800 bucks on EBAY. FMFL
  18. Vic literally wrote the law of gross tonnage.
  19. Yeah, that was totally his fault. He should have studied physics a bit more before attempting.
  20. Sark is about 6'2" tall and Lacey appears to be just as tall as Sark.
  21. That Shane Ehlinger dude was a total scrub.
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