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Hornius Emeritus

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  1. I saw the Drive-By Quippers in concert. It was a bit exasperating because each song was less than 30 seconds long.
  2. Sting 'em, Bees!!!! I FINALLY, after 30 years on the internet, get to talk some high school football smack to somebody! Feels good, man.
  3. Tristan Thompson suspended for 25 games for violation of NBA drug policy. https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/39370359/cavaliers-tristan-thompson-suspended-nba-25-games
  4. But Texas gave us Tex-Mex, Willie Nelson and Farrah Fawcett. Advantage: Texas
  5. That's simply incredible to me, considering how many times I've heard it.
  6. What Texan has never heard the word "thowed?"
  7. If Georgia really wanted him, why did they take so long to offer? 😉
  8. SIAP: this Lions fan was ready for the game.
  9. Commit 'em all, let Sark sort them out!
  10. Yup. The way you take the path, not the destination. Regarding my airline philosophy, it's pretty simple: did I live through the flight or not?
  11. You can't lose a game in which the opponent never stops you from scoring TDs.
  12. Dementia, for the most part, is not hereditary.
  13. But don't you usually only smoke a very small amount, like one joint will get four people stoned and that's the last they'll smoke for 4-8 hours? Not like smoking two packs a day.
  14. What's crazy is that less than two years ago Arena was bragging about how much money it was making: https://pressroom.si.com/press-releases/the-arena-group-reports-full-year-2022-revenue-of-221-million-driven-by-a-nearly-74-year-over-year-increase-in-digital-advertising-revenue
  15. Why in this day of email, texts, and phones do we need anybody to be a "liason" for anybody else? Whenever I see the word "liason" I imagine the person being described as having a big, fat "I'm being paid a ton of money for doing nothing" smile on their face.
  16. This might be the death knell: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/19/business/media/sports-illustrated-mass-layoffs.html Yup. I'd ride the school bus home every Thursday in anticipation because I knew what would be waiting for me in the mailbox. After they were caught making up fake writers with fake pictures and using AI to write some of their articles I knew they might be in trouble. https://futurism.com/sports-illustrated-ai-generated-writers
  17. LOL. Shimano now has a patent for AI-controlled suspension.
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