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Hornius Emeritus

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  1. I found this in my garage a year or two ago. Still sealed.
  2. You can get an eight gig per second connection for 150 dollars.
  3. Columbus has a 25% jort tariff, for one, and I don't think we meet the mandatory mullet cutoff, either.
  4. Spanish. Jaidun, pronounced Hai-dun.
  5. I think my comment that "he'll be a mid-tier college player who will make some big plays and some head scratchers, test pretty well at the combines, and probably get drafted by some team like Dallas" holds up pretty well.
  6. He looks like one of those guys that, if they had a QB that could get him the ball in stride, he'd have 1500 yards and 25 TDs receiving.
  7. This along with my plan to raise taxes on homeless people and otherwise impoverished people would help to reduce my property taxes.
  8. "I heard Julian Sayin would have committed to Texas were it not for Arch. He wanted to come here so bad. Finley's recruitment is not over. It is expected that the siren song to Austin and Texas' final offer will be enough to tip the scales in Texas' favor. Kruel will be a Longhorn but will be made to understand that he's going to have to develop for a year or two but that Texas will pay him more for doing so for developing. Texas wants this just to spike the football in Oklahoma's face. There is one currently committed Longhorn who is shaky not because he doesn't love Sark and wants to come here but is beginning to realize how big of a logjam Texas has at his position." Did I do that right?
  9. Potentially a late-rounder, per Gerry.
  10. I think Gerry's got LeFau's draft potential severely underrated.
  11. So 5-10 of our recruits will be on hand to witness the butt kicking of Ohio State? Sark really is building a death star.
  12. He looks like a Kai Money starter kit. Am I right, CTJ?
  13. When I was six years old, my dad took me to see this incredibly cheesy, horrible movie. It may be the worst movie of all time. Spend two minutes watching the trailer and you'll get a sense of how bad it is. Nevertheless, it scared the bejeebus out of six year old me. I couldn't sleep well for days. Ladies and gentlemen, behold the worst movie of all time.
  14. Never heard it before. Amazing.
  15. And yet, somehow, this post drags us down even lower. 🙂
  16. The one where Billy sends the "bad" people out into the corn always gets me. That and the one with the golden thimble on the vacant floor of the department store and the mannequin. That mannequin episode scarred me for life.
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