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Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
- NIL Recruiting News Megathread
Was that Bud Elliott with the NoleCast? I think he essentially shut it down after they lost at Stanford and the administration decided to punt on making changes at the top. I want to say there was a report that players were openly mocking Norvell in front of the team.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Please don’t use On3 to figure out which players are in the portal.- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
You know, I hate it when @ChiTownDoc becomes the voice of reason in here, but sometimes it takes an outsider to inject a little common sense and perspective when emotion breeds irrationality among a group of reactionaries. I appreciate you, big guy…and I can’t wait to watch this squad stomp another fucking mudhole in your Sooners next October at the Cotton Bowl. Btw, congrats on officially getting Midtier and Lewis back. Cheers🤘 This reminds me of the Locked On Bama guys suggesting to their audience that the CSC would be opening an investigation into Texas very shortly after they signed Smothers and Coleman, and claiming Bama always abides by the rules: Skip to 21:00- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
Did the exact same thing not happen last year?- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
That’s Bill- Transfer Cycle 2025-2026 - I'm With Stupid
- Transfer G Dylan Sikorski
I can’t read Japanese. I assume this says: “Portal Kombat, Size Queen” or “Huge Beaver, Portal Addition” Either way, it, uh, fits…Welcome, Dylan🤘- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Sir, I believe you have me confused with @Helobious. If you want a happy ending you will have to go elsewhere.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
There was a guy in their game thread arguing that the refs were throwing the game because not only was there an obvious hold on Blue’s long TD, but Taaffe’s fourth down play was the textbook definition of targeting. I also found this beauty in the zoo:- 2025 ATH Michael Terry
I think Archie might fancy a hip replacement more these days. That said, this kid has some LJH qualities. I always hoped Herman would utilize him in a similar role to how Urban used Hernandez as an H-Back. He was great as the “dive” or shovel man in Urban’s version of the triple option.- Texas Beach Volleyball!
I’ll be in Tenerife next summer. I was already planning on doing plenty of scouting on the beaches, but if y’all need me to head down to the courts to watch a bunch of Spanish women jump around in bikinis and report back, I think I could squeeze that in. Anything to help the program..- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Yeah, that’s actually a very apt characterization. Spot-on description of my friends that went there.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
Random CU hippie: Hey Payton, where are you transferring, bro? Payton: I’m going to Oxford. Rando: Wow, I didn’t know you were such a scholar. Wait, do you mean Ole Miss? Payton: What? I’m going to play for Miami. Rando: The U? Okay, back to your home state then. Austin, Boulder, Miami…can’t beat that experience, big fella. Have fun! Payton: Um, I’m not sure if you’ve been there, but the U is *actually* in Coral Gables. That’s not anywhere close to South Beach. No, I’m going to the real Miami…of Ohio. Oxford, Ohio. Rando: Oh, that *actually* makes more sense. Good luck!- 2024 Volleyball: SEC, here comes Daddy
That ‘22 squad was incredible. Other than Cat, Logan is my favorite Longhorn female athlete all-time. Extremely talented and a great ambassador for the university. Nice dovetail with Lexi bolting and Logan reclassifying. I’m glad she got that ring. It’s a damn shame Cat never won one.- Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
So desperate to appear relevant. Aggies remind me of Sandy Lyle: ………- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I respect your opinion, Mr. James. Those rumors about you were awful.- OU Recruiting 2025: Truck Balls and Broken Dreams
Always blows my mind to see kids from Little Elm dotting the landscape of college football. When I got out of school, I met a spicy little ginger (total cliché—gorgeous, adventurous, boundless energy, voracious sexual appetite, and absolutely batshit crazy) who lived there. I had never heard of it before. Creeped me the fuck out the first time I went to her place—the town itself was in the very early stages of growth and there was little else out there besides the post office (maybe a Mexican restaurant?)—she lived in what I would call the fucking sticks, at the end of long, unpaved road with very poor lighting. I remember thinking it would be the perfect place to ambush some dumbass and rob him blind…I also remember thinking I didn’t really give a shit because the risk was well worth the reward. Turned out the remote location was rather fortuitous—she was loud. Outside of a stunning beauty (also ginger) I met in Ibiza some years later, she’s still the most physically attractive woman I’ve been with…total basket case, unfortunately. Most exhausting seven months, good and bad, I’ve ever spent. With enough crazy ass stories to last a lifetime. Anyway, I still think of Little Elm as the same dark, scary forest inhabited by that single crazed succubus who rocked my world back in the day, and I keep having to remind myself that it has actually exploded into a series of indistinguishable MPCs since then. I’m pretty sure that entire area where she lived is fully developed now. I’m also pretty sure that OU still fucking sucks despite this solid new addition.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
He was so good for the game. It is an absolute farce that those fuckwits said he didn’t meet the standard for induction into the Hall of Fame.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
I’d make a Mike Bobo joke, but that would be silly at this point. I’m still intrigued by Branch. I don’t know if it’s the catch radius or what, but his production past the line of scrimmage hasn’t ever even come close to what I expected coming out of hs..and I didn’t expect much in that area. Still a threat in the screen game and return game (I’m quietly hoping Bolden shows the dynamism that had him as Branch’s equal in the Pac as a returner on Saturday). I’m hoping for one speed merchant that can take the top off of a defense (opposite Wingo). I keep thinking about how many times Worthy got wide open behind the defense those first two years that never connected, and I wonder what that would’ve looked like with Arch delivering the football. We know Sark can scheme it up much more often if he is confident that it will hit, and I’d like to see him have the pieces to get surgical with that shit like he was at Bama.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
He can do better. Bryant to Nashville was impressive.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
His numbers, albeit a smaller sample, were also better than Kern’s. 44.0 yds/p vs 40.5 yds/p.- $9.95 worth every penny
I think that guy has a pretty good setup. I like his content, even if he literally gasps for air every three seconds. “Absolutely!” before every read.- Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Stop Being Poor
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