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Tom

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Everything posted by Tom

  1. I'm going to assume 8badmofo's secret moles can't hurt us in here.
  2. You have to pay for those snacks. Our snacks are funded by Hate's tax dollars.
  3. Or a better idea......don't.
  4. Tom replied to retread's topic in Cloak Room
    He still looks like he's confused as to what zip code he's in. Does he have any other expressions?
  5. I didn't realize you were such a big Michael Bay fan.
  6. Potato, Potah-to.
  7. Martin is everyone's answer, right? Nobody is putting Training Day up against Black Knight, right?
  8. Congrats to Justin for finding the only whiter city in America filled with more hipsters than Austin. I hope he finds what he's looking for.
  9. Tom replied to Anastasis's topic in Cloak Room
    Get fucked, you witless coward. You absolutely support this move. You support it with your vote. You know exactly the precedent your party has set with its actions and your attempts to deflect doesn't work for anyone who has paid attention for the past years. YOU ASSHOLES SAID JUST THREE YEARS AGO THAT A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE SHOULDN'T BE REPLACED IN AN ELECTION YEAR. NOBODY HAS FORGOTTEN. I absolutely hope Joe BIden and the Democrats have the balls to pack the court to offset your bullshit. It would be a fine bookend to Mitch McConnell's legacy of being an obstructionist bitch.
  10. Tom replied to Anastasis's topic in Cloak Room
    Oh go fuck yourself, you intellectual pussy and your both sides bullshit. Your party coalesced around the idea that a supreme court judge shouldn't be confirmed in an election year just a few years ago. How many of Obama's other judge nominations did Mitch also refuse to confirm after 2014? RBG dies a month and a half before an election and you shitpigs can't confirm a conservative activist judge fast enough. I hope Democrats take away the filibuster and pack the fucking courts so fast your head spins. They probably won't because Democrats have no backbone, which is why Republicans continue to be the fucking worst and continually get away with this bullshit, but I pray they grow a backbone and for once play your asshole games. Fuck your "both sides" nonsense.
  11. Tom replied to Vic Mackey's topic in Lulz
    What I see most often are people who freak out and don't know what to do approaching one and will come to a complete stop before entering when there are no other cars in sight. The whole point of a roundabout is to eliminate having to stop (if it's clear) and keep the flow of traffic moving efficiently.
  12. Tom replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    Are you using a win against a 4-8 Notre Dame team like that was an accomplishment? LOL. That was an accomplishment until about week 4 when it became apparent who Notre Dame was. Sam has beaten OU too and has never lost a bowl game. He definitely hasn't had the best two weeks, but he's gotten no help. Two and a half weeks ago he was being talked about as a Heisman finalist and was a hero after Tech. Now he's lost the team and can't play?
  13. The below was shared on Nextdoor. It's a ring video from my neighborhood where some MAGA supporter saw a person's Biden sign and actually felt the need to go up and ring the doorbell to talk some political shit to strangers. Amazing. https://ring.com/share/a0e4c448-addb-4e83-a158-8dafcba5b4b5
  14. They make a really good point. Just think, in a normal year there would be a few hundred thousand patriotic Democrats packed into stadiums in Austin, Stillwater, and Knoxville standing back and standing by.
  15. Tom replied to tokamak's topic in Lulz
    Van Halen transcends genre. They weren't hair metal, which I hate 80% of including the rest of rock/metal bands from that era. Van Halen was just an exceptionally talented and fun rock and roll band. Maybe it's not for you, but you have to appreciate what they did.
  16. 1918. Checkmate, libtard.
  17. If there are lizard people, Jared's one of them, right? We're all in agreement? He's clearly still learning how to walk and act like a human.
  18. Lincoln Riley thinks they finally got it right with the third Godfather.
  19. Lincoln Riley thinks Marvel could learn a thing or two about the film industry from DC.
  20. Lincoln Riley was told "thanks, but no thanks" by South Austin's mom.
  21. Tom replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    Who cares? He put them in a position to win with 2+ minutes to go and the RB blew it, not Sam.
  22. Tom replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    Y'all are a bunch of bitches. Sam led us to 1st and goal. I missed the part where Sam didn't protect the ball and caused the fumble that cost us the game.
  23. Tom replied to BingoDinoDNA's topic in Movies and TV
    So damn disappointing. Probably the movie I've been most looking forward to for over a year.
  24. He must have it if he's taking it serious enough to call it COVID-19. What happened to China Virus?
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