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The University

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  1. wow. that's quite an intricate flopping strategy. quantal multidimensional chess shit.
  2. 11193882,SALAZAR,JULIAN,2015645,20200810,0402-0 AGG ASSAULT W/DEADLY VAPOR
  3. when you drink one for the fist time, it tastes like ass. however, there's always someone around to show you the proper method for imbibing. this experience will be so incredible, that all of your future lineage will drink it religiously.
  4. so the team is flying to the iss in an ov-099 replica to get the covid prophylactic. got it. walk-ons too?
  5. awesome. my renewal offer is $20/month. so it's time to play the game again. i paid $60+$13 (royalties) for a year the last time around. what are y'all being offered for siriusxm select?
  6. if you aren't already familiar with the navajo code talkers during ww2, check into it. this upcoming friday (8/14) is also set aside to honor their service.
  7. 11193136,GRAYBILL,BENTLEY,2014881,20200727,0900-1 ASSAULT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FAMILY MEMBER
  8. smells like the growth of a long term plan to dissolve memberships from financially struggling athletic departments in a move to consolidate the major conferences. with or without the ncaa.
  9. there's way too much side bullshit. i'm halfway out the door.
  10. "meh"
  11. a different pair of z cavariccis for every day of the week. and that cheap rayon knockoff shit from jcpenny's didn't count.
  12. lebanese use the metric system, mister smarty pants.
  13. that was pretty much what happened to me the first time i saw a group of lebanese in person.
  14. watch for the last second wave... damn!
  15. ah fucking hell. that bottle rocket is a nemesis i cannot avoid.
  16. the white noise from the AC blowers isn't enough atmosphere?
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