Everything posted by Domedriver
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Shit, selling beer at DKR is turning you all into beer fairies! The secret is bladders filled with Crown, and iced Cokes! You got it all! Water for hydration and chill, sugar, caffeine and alcohol! CamelBack bladder in your coarch shorts and you are set!
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TEXAS QB TALK
Didnt VY run ours scout team as a frosh? Horror and terror, PTSD and stuff, tomorrow scares me! I hope we win!
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Fuck all this line up shit! I need to know who is on our Scout team and are they any good? I wring my hands and fear a loss tomorrow! 😱
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Make it real Gentlemen. It begins now.🤘
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TEXAS QB TALK
I remember when your Mother, bless her heart, tried!
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TEXAS QB TALK
Stop with all your negative waves man!
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TEXAS QB TALK
I want both, let’s play both, alternate plays, uptempo! 🤘
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Ok, I got it! Finally made sense out of the rumors! We go full Jumbo with RoJo at Wildcat! Bijan at Center, go through shifts until in the Center Eligible formation from the MASH movie! RoJo hands back the snap which Bijan hides in his jersey. All the Goners chase RoJo while Bijan scores!! we wins, everyone gits drunk and it’s TittyTown USA! got me a second case of El Destilador Reposado so we gots KoolAid!!
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
I think we should move Bijan to center so he can touch the ball on every play!
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Can Bijan throw?
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
mayhem, a student uprising to free Big Beertha! Free Beer on San Jacinto! Then when we crush the Cagins, and have our drunk Womens run naked onto the field! 🤘 dreams of a perfect Saturday!
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
No, it’s Sark soaking in and breaking through 🤘
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
When your Mom gives up her ass?
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Fuck you Chip Brown!!!!
Fuck Chip Brown has been the theme of all of my posts today.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Fuck Chip and drink your Koolaid!
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
I mix my own Burnt Orange Koolaid! Here is my recipe: 1 part Orange Juice 4 parts El Destilador Reposado have to go Reposado to git the color right and after a couple of these the goal post will be aligned in your mind and you won’t care who is the QB! Oh, and fuck Chip brown and OU Sucks!!
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
If a first scrimmage with new staff and systems was not rough I would accuse them of lying! After another week of practice? Well then I am nervous. get to work!
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2021 Longhorn Injuries/Availability Updates
Can we put some old-school linebacker shoulder pads on Overshown? You know like the ones Tyson King wore? He is clearly hitting too hard for these little modern pads!
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Hey man, I trade you the rest of this joint for one of those beers.
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
I was a lad of 14, it was a very formative experience! I was so thirsty that I stole a can of Coke from under a sound stand. Escaping an sipping my loot, I started a lap of the field edge of the stands. I was soon stopped by a guy who offered me a joint for the rest of my Coke, continuing my lap smoking the joint, I was offered two beers for my joint, continuing drinking beer, I was soon offered a joint for my extra beer! Continuing sipping an smoking, making trades. I had a huge party buzz going by the time I started my return. Of what I can remember of the music? It was soooo good!
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2021 Fall Camp Thread - Bend Over & I’ll Continue Showing You
Like the desirable parts of beautiful women! un FUCKING DEFEATED! 🤘
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CFB Salaries for Head Coaches & Asst Coaches
Sumpthing interesting is happin in 2026-7. He is selling something or they are taking a pay down on a debt.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Apple spell on clic. Yup.
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
Alright alright alright, it’s Monday, got my case of El Destilador Reposado handles, and by Friday we are going to have a new thread! cheers friends! Get ready to put your foot on the peddle! is six handles enough for our first Sark Camp? I want to be ready!
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2021 Texas Offseason: Sark Attacks Austin
As a long time Longhorn I demand all my questions to be answered by Friday evening! A Fan has NEEDS!!! NOW!🤘🤘🤘