Everything posted by Domedriver
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12-1-19 NFL thread
It is Squints! Yeehaw!
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2019 Texas injury and illness
We need a brain scan on Herman to see if he actually has a clue in that Mensa brain of his.
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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass. Need lube!
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Longhorns @ Rapists - FS1/Surly Discord 2:30 Central
Lube does not help
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Texas opens as a 5 point underdog @ Baylor
I remember a long touchdown run to beat Alabama! He was a great QB for us!
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2019 Football Season Game Prediction Contest
While I did not wage money and I would have lost because I am a homer 🤘. I thank all those involved for the opportunity to play.
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2019 Football Season Game Prediction Contest
If they don’t post the scores does that mean I can change my prediction? Kidding... my prediction was so off that I need lube just to deal with the morning. 😭😱🤘
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Texas opens as a 5 point underdog @ Baylor
This is the first time I have picked against my Horns in the contest. I say we get our asses handed to us 42-17. Break out the lube, we are going to need it!
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
If it looks like ass, smells like ass, tastes like ass, it’s ass! our team is playing like ass.
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Texas Longhorns vs Iowa State Cyclones
I haz Da sads cause we have da SUXs!
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Kansas State @ Texas - 2:30 CT on ESPN - Ding Dong the Purple Wizard's Gone!!
Chicken shit
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Kansas State @ Texas - 2:30 CT on ESPN - Ding Dong the Purple Wizard's Gone!!
Well there is always the joy of female sodomy
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Kansas State @ Texas - 2:30 CT on ESPN - Ding Dong the Purple Wizard's Gone!!
We just did
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Kansas State @ Texas - 2:30 CT on ESPN - Ding Dong the Purple Wizard's Gone!!
Tequila, lots of tequila. Make the pain go away.
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Tom "the turtle" Herman [Lame Duck or greatest 5d chess player ever?]
Patterson depants Herman and showed us his ass.
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Oklahoma @ Kansas State
The KKitties scare me!
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Eagles not showing up to practice
We just got played by Les Miles. We need to put some ice on our ... and get over it. Les has been fucking with Texas for years.
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Tom Herman Is Pressing His Buttcheeks Against Your Mirror & Forcing You To Stare At It
A lot of women enjoy a good buttplug so I don’t understand the problem?
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West Virginia @ Oklahoma
Those red skirts walking off are total okie double wides. Dumping the Schooner lol! OUSuxs! Blahlhawwa
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It's Friday...And Still Football Season!
Tits! i mean TEXAS!🤘
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2019 Football Season Game Prediction Contest
So to my glory! I have reached the glorious peak of #40 on the Surly Prediction Score! It is amazing and a moment of personal glory! Being here and reaching this moment, as a life long Texas fan since my father retired from the Navy, Happy Birthday, in 1967 and gaining employment at UT, to my graduation in 1984, to seeing Dawson’s kick, getting an autograph from Randy Peschal as a Cub Scout, parking and ushering in the ‘70’s, to 14 Texas -OUs, watching Sims melt down against CU Ricky’s run on Aggie,and VY in the Rose Bowl, and all the shit that has followed,... I can predict score and be in the top 40 of all you sons of a ... 🤪 I am calling t out now. We win shit beat the out Kansas and Hook’em up! so frustrated, if my score had flipped it would have been spot on, we would have won and we would have again beaten those bag of dickeating, mobile home sister fucking meth consuming... oh well. we will slaughter Kansas! 🤘 Texas! Oh and thanks Hauck and Sir Blacklab.
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OU thread of hate filled haiku - 2019 edition
Three Johnsons Fielded Riley Lusts as Johnsons Score Points Okitears
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10.7.19 Coach Herman press conference Noon
It’s not so much the ugliness, but the burning of my eyes!
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Are food and beer available early at State Fair?
I am mor worried about Lincoln R’s reaction to us having 3 Johnson’s on the field! And you are worried about concession?
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Texas @ WVU will be at 2:30 Central on 10/5 - ABC
I think KJ needs to take this! I like his hair!