Everything posted by Domedriver
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Official Surly - Texas at Texas Tech Game Thread
When does Orlando show up for work. Clearly it is not on the first possession
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Official Surly - Texas at Texas Tech Game Thread
That is just the smell of Lub Crack
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Texas @ Texas Tech 6:30 on Fox
Going into the Lub Crack is all about sand and chaffing. That and the smell.
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Texas @ Texas Tech 6:30 on Fox
You know, it all comes down to STDs and how much sand is in the Vag.
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Tell Me About Notre Dame
Even though I have da hates for ND, you have always been a respectful contributor. +1
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Tell Me About Notre Dame
Tell you about them scum sucking Irish? This!
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 10 - Texas Tech
Texas 35 tceh 31
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Jeff Fisher Still Sucks
If Fisher offers you a sweet potato be sure to sniff check the butter.
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 9 - West Virginia
Toothless Hillbillies from the other VA 28 The Mighty Texas Longhorns. 56
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Fearless predictions for rest of season
We fuck them up here on out. Angry Horn going to want to poke some hillbilly, some sand ag and the tornado is where we need to watch our shit.
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Is it possible D.J. Durkin remains HC at Maryland?
Fuck that child killer. Just fuck him and send him to hell.
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Official Surly - Texas at OK State Game Thread
We went to Stoolwater. We drank the water and there was a turd in the punch bowl.
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Official Surly - Texas at OK State Game Thread
Don’t drink the water!
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Go Navy!
But Lee Corso just put the hex on Notre Dame! It is the Corso Curse! Navy Wins!!
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Go Navy!
I have a dream... that on the yonder day of the morrow that our Navy will go Boiler Maker and smite the fucking Irish! GO NAVY!
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Burnt Orange Nation responding to Mack Brown
He has to pay for the butter for his teeth somehow
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Bronco backup QB Chad Kelly arrested for trespassing
I harken back and wonder, just what Edwin Simmons was doing naked in some folks backyard. I think Edwin was battling with the undefeated and this guy was on da dopes
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Taco Tuesday SUNBELTAction Troy Vs USA
Nice run for Troy. Wish I had some pizza
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2018 Football Season Game Prediction Contest Game 8 - Oklahoma State
Texas 27 Okielite 18
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Go Navy!
Three reasons for Longhorns to root for Navy. 1) the fucking Irish have been our bitter enemies for decades. I have hated those entitled fuck faces ever since we faced them in the 1970 Cotton Bowl, and how they ruined DKR’s run the rematch. Bitter were the loses with James Brown and others, so much so that when The Desiel Swoopes dove over the goal line it was like the liquid sunshine of the great happy one! I fucking hate Noter Dame. 2) if we are going to go to the promise land somebody needs to beat those entitled fucks or they are going to steal a playoff slot without a Conference Championship which should be required if we are going to only have 4 slots. Fuck them. I will root for all their opponents. I would even root for OUSuxs if they were playing them. 3) Go Navy! The Midshipman are committed to defending our great nation with the exact opposite of the entitled Fucking Irish. It is sacrifice vs entitlement. So Fuck the Irish, go Navy!
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Cowboys @ Redskins: Week 7
Horns Up for Swaim
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Go Navy!
Domedriver comes from my years as a climber and guide at Enchanted Rock. Nothing close to those fucking entitled suck ass Golden, piss on them domers.
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Go Navy!
Beat the ever living fuck out of the Irish! just putting this here for Saturday and for my father who past last year. Annapolis Class of ‘46. i hate ND with the heat of a million H-Bombs!
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Sam Ehlinger
Bionics. I say we turn him into the $6 Million Dollar Man. We can rebuild him. Make him better, faster, stronger than before. and have the Rising ready to go! Shane, Lil’Jordan, Collin and Ingram are your friends! Give them the ball!