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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. Jesus, he’s no longer our coach so who gives a shit. I’m sorry he molested you when you were a kid.
  2. I’m kind of rooting for the Jackal
  3. Well, their restoration cost almost a billion dollars so you would think for that amount of money they could get into the playoffs
  4. Only during the first year or two that it was built. During that time it could be flooded to a depth of about 5 feet. During its first year a naval battle was staged in it using scaled down flat bottomed boats. Once the hypogeum was built under it flooding it was no longer possible.
  5. The Butlerian Jihad destroyed the thinking machines on all of the human planets except Corrin. The Battle of Corrin was the battle to destroy the artificial overmind that had previously controlled all of the thinking machines. I think it is worth reading the prequel novels co-written by Hebert's son because I believe that their plots followed the outlines of the history of the Dune universe made by Frank Hebert.
  6. The Sardaukar evolved from the prisoners dumped on Salusa Secundus after the Emperor began using it as a prison planet
  7. I’m surprised that an aggy degree qualifies you for a great job like H‑E‑B checker
  8. I got the email saying I got CCG tickets the minute the game was over
  9. Not really
  10. Doesn’t a championship run entail an actual championship?
  11. My niece showed up this morning wearing a shirt that says “I’m a Christian. The love your neighbor kind, not the storm the capital kind”. This triggered the MAGAT half of the family so we had to hear all about the peaceful demonstration. I finally just went and sat on the porch and drank coffee with my dog. We were supposed to eat at 12:30, but it appears that it will be somewhat delayed.
  12. That’s because he’s pre sardaukar and Salusa Secundus hasn’t been turned into a wasteland yet
  13. I always laugh when some dumbass aggy starts talking about since scholarship limitations because the old SWC implemented their scholarship limitations in direct response to aggy recruiting practices
  14. Isn’t that the old airport club?
  15. Surly May implode before Saturday evening gets here
  16. Last night at the ranch was just me, my daughter, my 94 year old mom, and my dogs so it was pleasant. That all ended this morning when my MAGAT older sister came up. I’ve already been subjected to rants about how the only President worse than Carter was Biden. She also made fun of my daughter liking Taylor Swift because if she wasn’t so liberal she could get a man and wouldn’t have to only sing about her break ups. Also had to listen to rant about Talylor Swift being a bitch for telling my sister that she can’t drive an SUV while she flies around in a private jet. I’m not sure where the fuck that one came from. I’m getting reading to take my daughter into town to go to WalMart so we can be around less unpleasant people.
  17. They’re already talking about getting rid of the federal flood insurance program. Who cares if all those blue voters wash away
  18. It’s just an excuse to get rid of Texas Children’s. It’s really bad for the image of this state that the Republicans are trying to present to have a nationally recognized healthcare system in the state.
  19. Wrong on all three. Fuck him.
  20. He did me a solid once, and I always considered him to be good folks, so my thoughts and prayers go out to him and his family.
  21. I can't get past my hate of the fat, lazy piece of shit that wrote it. GOT is dead to me.
  22. I bought some of the organic, peanuts only, peanut butter to make peanut butter, and banana cupcakes for Sebastian's 3rd birthday party. I found that I like that stuff much better than the processed shit, plus I can share it with the dogs
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