Everything posted by NeverMarryAStripper
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Trump’s America
Make them dimmable bulbs and claim that they get dimmer than other dimmable bulbs
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C-Man's Tahoe is about to give up the ghost -- let's talk replacement vehicles!
You need to run a present value calculation on the $3k per month
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Depression, OCD, and whatever else ails you between the ears
Yes, except nothing good is happening
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2025 Celebrity Death Pool
Donald Trump, Sr Donald Trump, Jr Barron Trump Melania Trump Ivanka Trump Tiffany Trump Eric Trump Lara Trump Marla Maples Leon Musk Trump
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Comic Relief: Satirical Tweets and Memes
Cool, lol. When did being a fat, uneducated moron that spends most of their disposable income from their minimum wage job on useless shit grifted by their cult leader become cool?
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Trump’s America
They won't have to; he's in for life, but he's probably going to die in office because he's a fat moron.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
I’m guessing that if that happens then we will end up with a couple of aircraft carrier task forces sent in to help defend Russia
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Mine was written by H.P. Lovecraft, directed by Wes Craven, and had a soundtrack by Rosanne Barr
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Based on my 2024, I’m pretty sure that’s on the list for 2025
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Few just means more than two, but less than a lot, and I meant colonoscopies and not colostomies
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Outside of a watch while I was in a Vietnamese prison camp, being pegged a few times, and a few colostomies, I’ve never stuck anything up my ass
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
$1.5 million on a +390 bet would be a nice payout
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
Nobody will be talking about them after they get their ass handed to them and the Horns are still giving there canned.boring responses while being interviewed prior to the Cotton Bowl
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
OK, that one took me a minute
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Whatcha reading?
Cross-posted from the dog thread I just finished reading this book, about an English Pointer named Judy. It chronicles her fascinating life, which began on the streets of Shanghai just before WWII and continues as she becomes the mascot on board an English gunboat on the Yangtze River, her three years as a POW (the only canine officially recognized as a POW) in a brutal Japanese camp in Sumatra, and her eventual liberation along with the English airman that she bonded with in the POW camp. Judy survived the sinking of two ships, once by Japanese bombs and once by torpedo from an English submarine. She was also wounded in action. If you can finish this without it getting dusty, then you aren't really a dog lover.
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
I just finished reading this book, about an English Pointer named Judy. It chronicles her fascinating life, which began on the streets of Shanghai just before WWII and continues as she becomes the mascot on board an English gunboat on the Yangtze River, her three years as a POW (the only canine officially recognized as a POW) in a brutal Japanese camp in Sumatra, and her eventual liberation along with the English airman that she bonded with in the POW camp. Judy survived the sinking of two ships, once by Japanese bombs and once by torpedo from an English submarine. She was also wounded in action. If you can finish this without it getting dusty, then you aren't really a dog lover.
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Updated Top 5 Texas Longhorns memories
I think my favorite Longhorn football memories are camping out for OU tickets in the 70s and getting wasted on Commerce street the night before the game while fucking with okies
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Peach Bowl: Texas vs Arizona State, Jan. 1, 12:00PM, ESPN
I was kind of hoping we had our own Louisville cheerleader and Blacklab could change his avatar
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
I only thought about CU for one week a year (maybe two in certain years) when UT was in the Big 12 and before CU bolted. Now I don’t think about them at all and don’t understand why any of you care one way or another.
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Boeing 737 crashes with 180 on board in South Korea
If both engines were out, they wouldn’t have had any electrical power for thrust reversers etc. it takes a little while to start the APU to regain electrical power so they might not have had time before landing. Dead stick landings are very difficult in modern airliners.
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Boeing 737 crashes with 180 on board in South Korea
Yes, that would all been in the landing checklist, but possibly the gear failure was a symptom of a more widespread system failure. Will all be in the NYSB report in a few months. Inability to deploy flaps might be why they were forced to land at a higher speed to avoid stalling.
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Time for another ‘my dog is awesome’ thread
Sebastian and I went over to my mom’s house to make dinner for her tonight, like we do almost every night. She loves seeing Sebastian because she misses having a dog, but knows she’s not able to take care of one now. Anyway, when we got there she was asleep. I started making going through the kitchen making a grocery list and then I realized that Sebastian had disappeared. That’s when my mom screamed. Sebastian had gone into her bedroom and jumped into bed with her. I think he did it because he wanted to make sure she was awake for dinner since she always feeds him scraps no matter how many times I tell her not to.
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Boeing 737 crashes with 180 on board in South Korea
Flaps aren’t used to slow the plane. Flaps are designed to increase the wing’s lift and prevent stalling at slower speeds, which is why they are deployed during landing. Speed brakes are used to slow the plane down at landing. Flaps are on the trailing edge of the wing and extend downward. Speed brakes are on the surface of the wing and pop up. At least it’s looking like the tv series Air Disasters is going to have plenty of material for the upcoming 25th season
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CEO of UHG Shot and Killed in NYC - WTF is wrong with you New York
we should all strive to protect corporate CEOs with our thoughts and prayers since that seems to work for school children
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Johntay Cook dismissed from the football team.
Wet moldy hoes