Everything posted by NeverMarryAStripper
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Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
He was trying to covert him into a safety
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Mack was there trying to convert Arch into a safety
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
We don’t kink shame here, so go ahead
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Unpopular Opinions Thread
It’s only hunting if you chase it down and kill it with your bare hands
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
As long as it has an upside down longhorn sticker you're good
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Robert Egger’s Werwulf (2026)
My daughter made me take her to see it. I wouldn't waste the money in a theatre, but it would be okay as something to stream for free. It startled me in a couple of places with jump scares, but overall not scary.
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22% of men (incl. Kevin) don't realize that a chimp would fucking wreck them
It depends on how small the cage is. Put them all in a small enough cage and the snake wins hands down.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
The fact that I should wear a hoodie means it isn’t warm.
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A Shaggster From Long Ago May Get a Federal Pardon
Until China gets hit with 25% tariffs
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A Shaggster From Long Ago May Get a Federal Pardon
That's the formula for success these days
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
68-69 isn't warm
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
He just hasn't figured out a way to make money from it yet
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I think you mean gentlemen’s agreement
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Vice President tells NASA to get to the Moon in 5 years.
The Chinese will own the moon
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
I wish there could be a game thread for the sane people
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Gladiator II
I streamed it tonight because it was free (well as free as anything is on a streaming service). The starving baboon army, the saddle broken rhino and the sharks were over the top teribad. The plot was pretty ridiculous. I will say however, that the old senator from the original movie looked like he hadn’t aged a day. I suppose that I was semi entertained.
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Arch Manning: Scores every way possible
The football board will completely meltdown if we lose to the couch burners
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
When I got my car stuck in the mud I had to rock it back then forward, back then forward, back then forward, but eventually I got it unstuck.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Actually, in the AP poll, they were 35th with 1 point. Their 1 point came from a 25th place vote by Rece Davis, who also, coincidently, I'm sure, gave Texas their lowest vote at 6th.
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Trump’s America
They’re just erasing the 14th amendment and then it will be back
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The Leopards Eating Faces and Unlubed Dildo of Consequences Thread
Mine had her clothes off when I met her
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
So our space program has now come full circle?
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Abbott being Abbott
Abbot's order only applied to flags at state buildings. He can't do shit about flags at ISDs, or the Boy Scouts, or any flag not being flown at a state building, no matter how much he wants to suck the orange man's tiny penis. It's nothing new for our elected state officials to order the state government to ignore the law.
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Trump’s America
It's only fair since he's going to do that to us as well
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Fauci Pardon Idiot Discussion
If everyone who lied under oath served a one day sentence for each, lie then the fat orange turd would currently be serving a life sentence