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TornACL

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  1. I would take the Bengals up to -16.5 and not even think twice about it.
  2. Why do you think I got so drunk
  3. I watched the 9am kick from Portland OR when we upset Baylor in Waco. Drunk by noon, it was a great day. I highly recommend it.
  4. Octopus is delicious. Sounds like we aren't gonna run this planet for much longer so I am gonna eat every animal I can while I still can.
  5. 11am kickoff is not the only advantage. It's also nice to have this game scheduled during hunting season. No joke, I think that's also hurting the ticket demand.
  6. I watched the LSU Arkansas game last night. It was only 16-10 LSU later in the third quarter until Ark had a catastrophic turnover inside their own 5. LSU seemed to run a somewhat similar pass offense to us. Lots of short quick passes. Ark had alternating soft coverage and terrible coverage. If Nussmeier didn't suck balls, that could have gotten away from the Hogs much earlier. Nuss had a couple of real WTF decisions on throws, which we know now is a prominent part of his repertoire. I originally had us winning 30-23. Upon further review I am comfortable bumping it up to 40-23.
  7. I know a couple who have been going to Texas OU for decades. When their first grandchild was about to be born, the due date was mid October. Their daughter asked, what are y'all gonna do if the baby comes on Texas OU weekend? The wife said we'll meet our grandbaby on Sunday when we get back from Dallas. You either have priorities or you don't. You pick a side and you don't whine about missing weddings/showers/etc. or missing football games. It's all entirely your choice.
  8. I'd have that look on my face too if everyone had incorrectly been calling me a shih tzu my whole life. Also if I had seen the things that poor dog has. Probably more of the second thing.
  9. Can't believe no one in the 80s ever opened up a dry cleaning place named Tom Laundry. Huge missed opportunity there.
  10. Horns 30 Hogs 23 WR total yards 376
  11. Next you're gonna tell me Ramonce Taylor is no longer on the team.
  12. Might be fewer people, but more people who celebrate drinking in public at 8am. Morning tailgates are the best. Some of the weirdest shit happens when you get people power drinking bloodies, with the adrenaline of a football game in their veins.
  13. Texas 33 Florida 9 Florida yards 227
  14. Probably fighting for democracy.
  15. Civil War 2 by 2030? Yeah or no? Probably on track for that regardless of who wins tonight
  16. President Taylor Swift. The inauguration is gonna be lit.
  17. But he has such good people around him! Oh wait, they all got thrown in jail or turned on him last time. Just imagine the pieces of shit he's going to have on the team this go round.
  18. I have seen this movie before. The answer is no.
  19. Onyema shouldn't have even been on a D1 roster last year. And the fact we not only brought him back but gave him minutes tonight gives me deep deep concern.
  20. Kaluma and Onyema are not gonna be good for my blood pressure.
  21. I went to the Stanford game a couple of years ago in Vegas. It felt like watching a scrimmage the place was so empty.
  22. Another Monday where I contemplate which NFL franchise might be stupid enough to trade for Dak and assume his contract.
  23. Lolllllll if as a fan you don't have the stomach for the slightest bit of adversity, what's the point in being a fan at all? Your schtick is so ridiculous it has to be a bit.
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