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TornACL

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  1. Defense gets a touchdown this week. Texas 58 UTSA 12 414 passing : Ewers 272 Manning 106 Other 36
  2. I had literal chills when I walked into the stands and got the full glimpse of the scene. And it wasn't because of the temperature. Only two places have done that to me before, Wrigley and the Rose Bowl.
  3. I'm struck by the fact that Sark's scheme shouldn't have been much of a surprise to Michigan or to fans who pay attention, yet Michigan had no answer. We have the Jimmies and Joes AND the X's and O's Additionally, Quinn casually burning a couple of throws on early downs because it wasn't there was a sign of Texas' supreme confidence in the game plan. On the road in front of 111k and we're like, fuck it we'll pick this up on 2nd or 3rd. He didn't press at all.
  4. By my amateur research, 86.4% of Texas fans in the Detroit Metro area are currently too drunk to operate a motor vehicle.
  5. TornACL replied to Hollywood's topic in Gambling
    I had to break my self imposed ban on wagering any game involving Mike Gundy. I couldn't pass up Ok State -7.5 against Arkansas this weekend, even with the hook.
  6. I just got a new TV and I spent most of the first half playing with the settings because Georgia's uniforms almost looked burnt orange.
  7. You're a legend. Can't wait to show up and fuck shit up.
  8. TornACL replied to Constant's topic in Football
    Temple might have the worst starting QB in FBS. Holy shit.
  9. This line feels way too high. First game, with Michigan on deck. And CSU has some decent pieces on offense. Late score for Texas. Horns 43 Rams 24 WR total yards - 337
  10. I always love week 0 and 1 because I am super pumped for games like SMU at Nevada even though I wouldn't give a fuck about that game if it was played in week 5.
  11. Even though he died 2 years ago he would have a good chance to be second on the RB depth chart if they sign him.
  12. Anything but that fucking plant based Vice travesty. I miss the Fred's burger with the cheese enchilada on top
  13. She used to be cute as fuck but I don't know what the hell she did to her face a few years ago. She downgraded herself.
  14. The next pot of beans I make that are worth a fuck will be my first.
  15. I'm sure he's already started his post. It's just that it's gonna be 45,000 words and will take him five hours to bang out.
  16. This is the kind of poetry that keeps me coming back to Surly.
  17. It's funnier to picture them just looking around like what the fuck while hundreds of us show up between 900 and 910am with no warning whatsoever
  18. Laughing about the vision of 800 drunk Texas fans all crashing the Michigan MBA tailgate.
  19. Snell was ridiculously dominant last weekend against Colorado. While impressive, I chalked it up to the Rockies being the Rockies. He's on a fucking heater.
  20. Mark Canha is the most Giants deadline move I could have possibly imagined.
  21. TornACL replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Food and Travel
    Market Street was the worst I have ever seen it this weekend but everything else seemed fine. I didn't make it over to the Wharf but I had breakfast near Union Square and the bums seemed a lot less prevalent over there compared to previous trips. Didn't make it to any bars after the game. Six hours of Pliny and Sierra Nevada will do that to you. But it was a great weekend as always. And the weather was ok. When I walked into Oracle it felt like it was going to get fucking COLD by game 2 but never really did. Or maybe it did and I got drunk and didn't notice.
  22. TornACL replied to jimmyjazz's topic in Food and Travel
    Great post. If I am not wiped post game I will try to check some of those off. I go to Toronado every time I visit. Had my first two beers there today. Go Giants!
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