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TornACL

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  1. If we got sent to CS and somehow ruined their season I would never stop laughing.
  2. Early in the year I was thinking we had the worst luck ever, everything hit to him was a seeing eye single. Then I realized he's just slow as fuck.
  3. Let's take these fucks behind the woodshed tonight.
  4. I would love for some masochist to spend a few hours researching how many times one of our relievers has hit or walked the lead off batter in an inning.
  5. I thought Draymond did a good job of answering this on Inside the NBA after the game. Basically said they ran a pretty simple offense all season that works during the reg season when you're playing teams on night 2 of a back to back etc. It's not working as well in the playoffs when teams have seven games to throw different looks at you, and as a result everyone not named SGA is having a much harder time.
  6. Also, I went to Bowie House about 6 weeks ago and fell in love about 10 times. The ladies in there were bringing their A game. So recommend if you like some scenery.
  7. Depending on what kind of night it is at Showdown, that Boston guy would either immediately move to FW, or ask his buddy if he had a severe head injury when he rec'd that place. But I like the rec. You're a gambler going for the high risk high reward option.
  8. What kind of bar are you looking for?
  9. Cleveland is a pretty easy drive from AA/Detroit.... 🤔🤔🤔🤔
  10. This second base ump can go fuck himself.
  11. The Lola's truck used to be near Henderson at Weatherford near downtown I think. I used to order delivery from there when working from home. I didn't love the entrees but the Cuban was solid.
  12. Narrator: It turns out they were all bad arms.
  13. Sure didn't take long for the best team in baseball to cough up that early lead in the standings to the Orioles.
  14. I didn't say any of that. But thanks for the input, Mrs. Pierce.
  15. You keep trying to make this argument, but the "unacceptable" nature of the UTRGV loss was walking or hitting 20 fucking batters and being down 13-1 or whatever the fuck it was. It only highlighted, again, that the pitching coach hasn't reached much of this staff, and/or hasn't adequately recruited arms.
  16. There's gonna be lightning because God doesn't want to watch this shit anymore.
  17. You would think that after this many years in the league, Westbrook would have finally figured out that "playoff intensity" doesn't mean increasing your scowl and amping up the histrionics and fake tough guy bullshit. In a way it makes me mad because I think he could have been a great player, but he's just too stupid and mentally weak to get there.
  18. Westbrook is such a fucking moron pussy.
  19. Brooks is a luxury they could take if they had other key needs addressed already. They don't. But it feels like Brooks is Jerry's 2024 pet cat.
  20. Dallas is usually pretty easy to project because their war room has more leaks in it than the Titanic post-iceberg.
  21. Happy about the trade down, angry about the cluster fuck roster management that made trading down a necessity this year.
  22. TornACL replied to LTtxfan's topic in Football
    It was a lot weirder when the crowd was just the 500 or so loser virgins who hung out in that ballroom in NYC all day long.
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