Everything posted by TornACL
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[Surly Official Firing Squad] David Pierce Has Left The Building - FIRED
I have heard this said repeatedly and I have never heard any specifics. Not saying it isn't true, it's just odd that no one seems to know anything else than that oft repeated headline.
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A semi intelligent discussion of the theory of everything
This smarter than Einstein bit has grown tired.
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[Surly Official Firing Squad] David Pierce Has Left The Building - FIRED
I don't understand what leads a coach at a school with unlimited resources to decide....F it, I will be pitching coach . Go get the best, man. That decision is going to ultimately be what finishes him off at Texas.
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2024 NCAA Tournament - First Round Games - Thurs/Fri
Merry Basketball Christmas everybody
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Tourney talk
Eddie Lampkin is back in our lives again.
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We get the Winner: UVA and Colorado State - 8:10pm on truTV
For me, it was the 23 turnovers.
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Help me wager one hunnert dollars please
UAB & Western Kentucky money line parlay. Early games Friday, if it hits you can be at the strip club by 3pm Vegas time blowing your wad.... Literally and figuratively.
- Texas vs K State- 6pm on ESPN+
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2024 Texas Baseball
Christ Almighty, .219 team batting average, 9 total home runs, and 126 strikeouts in 12 games Team OPS appears to be under .700. Our hitters strike out at about the same rate as them but damn, at least we do something when we make contact.
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Fort Worth is exploding
I have never had any allergy problems here in FW, but goddamn, this year is different. I think I have been sneezing for a week straight. Maybe I have the COVID or the super-AIDS but I don't feel bad. Anyone else?
- Incarnate Word @ Texas - 6:30 on LHN
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2024 Texas Baseball
The curse of the murdered cat.
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Fort Worth is exploding
Can they take the big bad wolf breakfast and jam it all into a big burrito? Because I would definitely try that and then cancel my plans for the rest of the day.
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[Remains Found] Caleb Harris, the disappearing A&M CC kid
Gonna need a pic of daughter to confirm.
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Texas @ Texas Tech Series Thread
And don't forget the bat flip after the leadoff walk. It was at that moment I knew that Miami didn't believe they were better than Texas.
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Murder plot stopped by the Royal Family
On the dark web you can find the actual pictures of what she looks like now, and warning, it is not pretty at all
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
God damn, the Titans are dumber than we are.
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Murder plot stopped by the Royal Family
I tried exactly what you said. I printed out copies and took them to my local bar. I sat next to a female sitting alone and she seemed open minded so I showed her the printouts. She wasn't very interested so I handed her some X and told her I was forcing her to take it now and then everything would make sense. And if she didn't take it she was just letting the Jews win. Now they won't let me back in my regular bar anymore. They won't even make an exception for 80s Sitcom trivia night on Wednesday. So all those hours of watching Perfect Strangers and She's the Sheriff were now a total waste of time. Thanks for nothing pal.
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NCAA ‘25 Championship League
Fuck it I'm in.
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Murder plot stopped by the Royal Family
The smart money would be on us starting WW3
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Murder plot stopped by the Royal Family
The answer can be found inside a Thundercloud Subs. Ask for a cookie with "extra chocolate chunks" and the counter guy will identify himself by his secret Mossad code name.
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Murder plot stopped by the Royal Family
Just another Friday morning, casually chatting with Mossad agents via text message.
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2024 Astros Foundation College Classic
Worst part is you could see this shit coming at 11-5. We start every hitter with a 2-0 count and no one throws gas or has a reliable out pitch
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St. John's @ Texas - 6:30 on LHN
The defense is the thing here. If he's not hitting, he can't play 2B. If he's hitting he's probably close to net neutral with the lack of range at 2B.
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2024 Big 12 Baseball Thread
I remember rolling up to the Disch to drink beer before our Sunday night game, and IU was already up like 9-0 on the Ags in the 2nd. LF guys were just absolutely torching the poor Ag left fielder.