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TornACL

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  1. Most likely the owner of the train company. Drummin up some business.
  2. If there's one team out there that never, ever knows how to handle success, it's West Virginia.
  3. You love to see it.
  4. I have been in the Metroplex about 20+ years and on quite a few occasions when I say I went to UT, the other person responds "UT Arlington?" No offense, but no, mother fucker. So sometimes up here I will say UT Austin. Otherwise it's UT or Texas.
  5. Give him credit, he did hit on his 8U bet on Bama.
  6. TornACL replied to Surly Bevo's topic in Football
    Tony Pollard was good last year as dessert but he never showed anything to prove that he could be the entree
  7. TornACL replied to Surly Bevo's topic in Football
    9-8.
  8. Are y'all doing BE/One signups on site or should I just do it online.
  9. I don't want to draw too much from Thursday night but this may feel like a week where we bet against trends. Fucking Liberty.
  10. That is an extremely unfortunate abbreviation. Although it may still be accurate.
  11. There is a giant surface parking lot by the Marriott at Pearl. Some of my FW peeps who don't spend the night in Dallas use it every single year. Pearl is tits unless you get there at like 900 or something. No you might not have a seat. But the ride is like 10 fucking minutes.
  12. TornACL replied to hobbs's topic in Football
    I feel like this needs to be stickied to the top of the board for the few remaining idiots who apparently need to read it a million times in order to understand it.
  13. That's a whole lot of road favorites to cover, too many for my tastes. But hard to argue with that YTD record. Sure it was just a typo but Wyoming is +6. I am jumping on the Liberty / Fade SHSU bandwagon.
  14. Fuck driving to Houston or Austin, but would they consider driving to Snook and crushing the CFS at Sodolak's? It's only like 20 minutes out of town, and that chicken fried steak fucks.
  15. I turned all that bullshit off on my phone after that time I had my phone go crazy at like 415am for an Amber Alert in Brownsville or some shit (I am in Ft Worth) I hope this means my phone is immune. If they are gonna push notifications through even if you have that shit turned off, that is some bullshit.
  16. Get on the earliest DART your liquor-bruised liver can manage. I get at the Pearl stop no later than 745. Usually more like 715. Trains run every 10-15 mins or so on Game Day. It's like 2-3 stops and just over 10 mins to the Fair Park stop. Even the 745 will be packed full. Pro tip, the Marriott right by there opens the lobby bar at 6am, if not earlier, and starts slinging coffee and bloody marys if you're so inclined. I am so inclined, so see you there.
  17. I'm sure I agree 100% with your police work, there, Lou...
  18. Are you sure that -10 wasn't a preseason line? I don't remember it opening that high when the lines came out Sunday.
  19. They probably just installed some packages to get Jackson Arnold into the game
  20. There is no fucking way in hell I would ever sit on that other side of the stadium. I imagine the ground is littered with cigarette butts, losing lottery tickets, and empty bottles of Thunderbird. And the only things you can buy at the concession stands are meth and dreamcatchers.
  21. Feels like a game where Whitt goes 11-142 and 2 TDs
  22. I have watched this place get readied, and someone should have told them that no smokehouse worth a fuck has ever had blue club lighting. I tried that Austin City Taco place once despite the cringey name. I won't try this place.
  23. It doesn't feel like TX OU weekend with all this nerd talk. Where are the poorly constructed and poorly conceived ms paints and animations? I am here to see past legends of the rivalry being sodomized by various farm animals, not to discuss advanced analytics and models.
  24. My biggest takeaway from the OU Cincy game is that Gabriel will make insanely bad decisions when pressured. Not saying we should bring the house, but I am saying that when we get pressure, Gabriel is gonna throw at least a couple of idiotic passes that need to be picked off.
  25. Who the fuck writes a 138 page letter? What an asshole.
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