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TornACL

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  1. Who died in 1962? Can't recall ever hearing that story.
  2. I actually think Dontrelle is pretty good. The Giants have murdered him usually but most of that probably has to do with playing for the shitty ass Rockies. And right now the Giants couldn't hit their way out of a wet paper sack.
  3. Sucks to be poor, fuckin possum eaters.
  4. I have no inside knowledge, but I feel pretty comfortable asserting that JM's story of all the "for sale" signs being put in his front yard after the Florida game is 100% pure uncut bullshit.
  5. TornACL replied to TornACL's topic in Baseball
    I'll be in 119 Friday and then sitting in the LF bleachers for the first time Saturday. Plan is to be heavily intoxicated by first pitch Saturday so who cares where we're sitting.
  6. I am still sitting here waiting for my 25 Billy Ripken "fuck face" error cards to be worth thousands each. So far, do not recommend.
  7. She also appears to have some nice tits Tiffany, hit me up.
  8. Hopefully this 9th inning will finally get this fucking offense scoring some runs again. Because the schedule is about to get brutal.
  9. Thank God for the shitty ass Angels bullpen.
  10. The Orioles are such a fun team and story this year, and the fragile imbeciles in their front office will suddenly make it easy to hate them.
  11. I love Doner so that will be the move. If you want a cold one Friday hit me up.
  12. Basically same place as before?
  13. I'll be in SF next weekend to catch Giants Rangers. Working from the hotel on Friday, which means my central time zone colleagues will be winding things down by about 130p California time. Plan is to have a beer in my hand at Toronado by 2pm. Can't wait!
  14. You could also just sleep in your car. Sounds about equally enjoyable. On another note, how many Texas fans do we think are gonna get inside Bryant-Denny for the game?
  15. The guy who gets assigned to pick up your groceries in Bryan and deliver them to Round Rock is going to run his balls over everything you ordered as soon as he gets your destination.
  16. But in Dallas he'll be able to carve out a nice 5 or 6 year career as a practice squad guy who gets called up for one or two games a season. This franchise loves 27 year old "prospects".
  17. Has Malik learned how to pick up the blitz during the offseason?
  18. Nico ODonnell did not have a very good season.
  19. Whoops I read that post wrong. OPS+ for Ross was 91.
  20. Damn. Even Cody Ross in 2010 was .721 in 120 games with the Marlins.
  21. Once you have a parent or parents die, and you're in charge of distributing or selling all their shit, you'll become quite the minimalist.
  22. I give it two weeks before he finds the CLE GMs phone number and starts whipping his ass.
  23. The real question is what did he get additional out of the ticket from that leverage.
  24. 100K less than what?
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