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TornACL

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  1. That article had a real clickbait headline like "Surprising new owner of Mercado Juarez" and I thought to myself ... So help me God, if this is gonna be about Tim Love I will punch a baby.
  2. Sounds like freedom to me! We should just go ahead and replace the stars on our flag with 50 little guns, because our entire society is beholden to the fucking gun.
  3. The fucking losers who do this shit seem to want some sort of infamy. Unfortunately for them and for all of us, this is so commonplace now that the general public won't even remember this happened by Tuesday.
  4. It's a nation of cowards.
  5. Kavin Gash
  6. Thank Jesus. Tonight was gonna go real sideways for my liver if that 9th didn't go well.
  7. I am in town for this series, just saw the roof was open at the park. I figured maybe they leave it open during the day and then close it before game time. At least it feels better (cooler) outside than it did an hour ago.
  8. I have a small front yard so I went electric for the mower. Got one of those rechargeable battery operated ones I'd say 1 out of every 3 times I am mowing the yard some old timer will pull over and ask me a million questions about the electric mower, does it work well, etc. That's the only annoying thing about using one.
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  10. Three grand slams and we're right back in this bitch.
  11. It's a win win situation.
  12. I will pitch in for an NIL fund that pays any reliever $50 per strikeout but they have to pay back $75 to the fund for every walk or HBP.
  13. That send felt kind of personal. Like, we saw you play here, you're a liability in LF, we're gonna show total disrespect. Whoops.
  14. Hotel Vin checks all the boxes, sans an airport shuttle, but it's pretty expensive if I recall.
  15. That change-up to get the second out in the 8th was disgusting. Love watching him pitch. He has to be frustrating as hell to go up against.
  16. Obviously the solution is that you should always be strapped when you're doing yard work.
  17. Just be glad we didn't decide to pass with our third round pick. DMO is a good good playerman.
  18. I also liked, and then unliked Dillon Mitchell.
  19. I blame all of today's news on the stupid dipshits on here who were doing their touchdown dances on the 20 yard line yesterday.
  20. Summary: Infamous stroke bloke soaks his yolk on a lady with her leg broke, and woke DA is a joke, folks.
  21. Come on man, they could have referred to the DA as stroke instead of woke. It was right there.
  22. They usually open at home. I believe one year they put the champs on the road for that Thursday season opener due to some kind of venue conflict. The Chiefs will probably open with Philly or Buffalo, looking at their 2023 opponents. Denver is a dark horse due to the NFLs inexplicable obsession with Russell Wilson.
  23. The bar scene at the Grand Hyatt can be lively. It's in Terminal D. Why fuck with those miserable airport hotel shuttles? Hotels near the airport with options to eat and drink within *walking distance* is a tough call. Unless you just love chains.
  24. TornACL replied to Fletch's topic in Baseball
    When the Aggies make it, it's a historic season, given that last year they chalked up their first wins in Omaha in almost 30 years Getting to Omaha is the expectation every year. So a season that ends in Nebraska is a good season. I'm short, you're a complete dipshit and your act is beyond tired.
  25. It doesn't matter who gets fired. They'll just find some new shithead to read the teleprompter as if it's gospel.
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