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TornACL

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  1. Between the Bob and Dan drama a few years ago and the drama that appears to be getting resolved this year, I dare say that Dan is the best negotiator at the little ticket.
  2. It's about time. It's usually the fans constantly kicking Yankees players in the dick.
  3. YEAH. If I have to listen to a podcast, how am I ever gonna be able to hear the Kars for Kids jingle or the guy who constantly talks about the Trajan Wealth upfront BOW-NESS???
  4. All I know is that it never fails... the Giants play outside the Pacific time zone, I still end up having to stay up past 11pm watching the fucking game. Giants broadcast just said the 4 games in one day with two double digit runs scored has only happened three times in history, the other two in 1894.
  5. We're now at 4 games tonight where both teams scored double digit runs.
  6. As any Surly 1% knows, you can't land a 747 at most of the podunk airports in SEC towns. So what you have to do is fly your 747 to Atlanta or somewhere and then fly your Gulfstream into Oxford, Tuscaloosa, etc.
  7. Does he already have a head injury this year? What a fucking stupid thing to say. This is the kind of nonsense that the beat writers will carry on about all season long.
  8. I wish Victory Prima Pills was still widely available. I can still go to certain places and get it but when you could pick it up at any HEB or Tom Thumb that was the shit. Probably my favorite non special release beer.
  9. Yep. Thanks a lot, seltzer-drinking fucks.
  10. I just went ahead and booked a hotel for ten nights in Omaha for June 2024. Let's fucking goooooooo.
  11. Ha ha ha I drink to forget. See, it works!
  12. Did he.... think that the betting limits are in place to protect the bettor, and not the casino? Lol I would imagine that even a $2500 bet on college baseball would trigger further investigation, much less 100K
  13. They tore down the Wendy's on 7th Street and look to be getting ready to build something new. Anyone know what's going on there? Based on previous history, Bank opens up as a -450 betting favorite.
  14. I may have posted about this before, but for the second time this year I listened to the Yankees radio broadcast on satellite radio tonight. First off all, lol @ the ass kicking. But, mother fuck that radio pxp guy is so terrible. Susan the color announcer isn't great either but she's Vin Scully compared to this Dave South-esque piece of shit.
  15. Davey seems like he sucks.
  16. Pardon me while I fail to shed a tear for the Cardinals.
  17. This is an exaggeration. That was a great fucking atmosphere though. Whole lower level full, most of the good club level seats full. Intensity in MMP felt like Omaha.
  18. I have never had a bad experience with AirBNB but I do laugh after a successful stay and I leave a good review.... The owners always respond and basically praise me and my party for not being giant pieces of shit. "we also had a great experience, his group didn't leave any empty whiskey bottles in the trees or break any of our windows!"
  19. I can't pretend to know the inner workings of the Texas program or any other program. But one thing I can tell you is that I have no problem with the head coach of fucking Texas Baseball having high expectations and being "tough" or "hard to work for". Winning isn't easy. The last thing we need is to turn the east side of I35 into a motherfucking country club.
  20. Is this the "Things I've seen on Nextdoor" thread.
  21. I blame this on all the idiots on this board who were trying to fire WW before Spring Break.
  22. I really thought tonight was going to be a classic, with a great added chess match of when to bring in Skenes, etc. Florida pitchers were gutless tonight.
  23. They're gonna trade for Ohtani one trade at time. It will be like the Bobby Bonilla deal of trade deals.
  24. This. Now that every company's sales/promo team seems to be sending out branded Yeti cups as swag lately, I never need to buy another insulated cup or mug ever again.
  25. He'd never do that. Instead he'd fake his own death and then go into hiding to watch all the news coverage of his death, funeral, etc. On the exact same date of his "death" a new account would be created on his stupid ass social media platform which would constantly post aggrieved commentary about which people aren't showering Trump with enough adulation. The ruse would quickly be uncovered, and he'd spend two years posting that Trump's really dead.
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