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TornACL

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  1. I think what we're learning here is that everything goes with chili. Biscuits, corn bread, Fritos, cinnamon rolls, rice, what have you...
  2. Same, but I'm also already tired of Josh Allen's fucking palms up act every single time he gets touched by any defender. You're like 6'5" and a zillion pounds you pussy.
  3. When he said he went a little crazy on the spices I presumed that meant he put like 1 1/2 tbsp total of any kind of spice, instead of his usual 1 tbsp.
  4. Munch holding and examining the bottle of "pop" really made me laugh.
  5. The people hoarding groceries are the same people running their heater at 79 degrees the entire week to keep their house warm.
  6. I received my email from UT with my seat selection appointment on Tuesday. Just heads up in case anyone is looking and hasn't seen it yet. I missed it originally because I get so many promotional emails from Texas Athletics I usually just ignore them.
  7. Sprung games should be home and home non conference scrimmages. A Texas-Ohio State home and home in April after spring practices would be tits. They'd pack the house for a game that means absolutely nothing but possibly some momentum for the preseason rankings.
  8. Maybe this was already said, but when the mic picked up Saban saying to Kirby before the SECCG, "I'm too old for this" I had a feeling he was gonna hang em up.
  9. That's God trying to tell us that Christmas Season is not from Halloween to MLK Day.
  10. I thought I might sneak my way into a tie if I changed my title pick to Washington. I was distraught when I saw that you also had Washington. Congrats! I can buy a nice bottle of bourbon and cigars and laugh at the suckers beneath me in the standings. So that's cool.
  11. Have they fumbled twice and put the offense on the sideline the whole third quarter?
  12. TornACL replied to Drew's topic in Football
    Let's bury these pieces of shit.
  13. Bohls has been stealing paychecks for years, but now he isn't even trying to hide it.
  14. Didn't we basically do that in the champ game against Bama?
  15. This season is fucking awesome.
  16. I've now done a four night trip to Vegas and a four night trip to NOLA in the last ten weeks. I feel like I need to take the entire year of 2024 off from drinking.
  17. When the hell are we going to be able to order season tickets? I put down a deposit...site has said ticket info coming in December. I'm not optimistic that's going to happen.
  18. Guess I should have been more confident in my day 1 picks...
  19. I will be in New Orleans for 96 hours. It will be a failure if I am completely shit hammered for fewer than 90 of those hours.
  20. The red carpet photo op needs to be after the party, as people spill out to head to the dome. It'll look like the mugshot thread and be glorious.
  21. Great job by the D there reading that 3rd down play.
  22. They're not right off the highway but I like to stop at Olde Tyme Grocery for a poboy, or Bon Temps Grill in Lafayette for their crawfish pot pie.
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