Everything posted by TornACL
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UTSA v Texas - 6:30 p.m.SEC Network+
ESPN+ is the biggest steaming pile of shit ever.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
I'm not surprised that some Cowboys players are insulted by having to go somewhere else. Look at our history, we give out stupid shitty contracts to underachieving guys to keep them here all the time. DLaw was probably stunned that he didn't get a bag like Gallup, Zeke, Jaylon Smith, etc etc
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Fort Worth is exploding
Dear God. Seems like a lot of work going into a place that will be closed in 6 weeks.
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Fort Worth is exploding
Anyone know what's going in at White Settlement and Isbell? Building has been abandoned as long as I can remember, had an old specialty foods sign up forever. They've slapped a new coat of red paint on the building and seen to be doing big work on the inside. Since it's next to Gemelle I am hoping it's not another new Tim Love joint.
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Non-political tariffs thread
Everyone has sat next to a guy at DKRTMS who does nothing but bitch about the starting quarterback for four hours. What we're experiencing is the political equivalent of plucking that guy out of the stands and putting him in at QB vs Georgia.
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Non-political tariffs thread
This strategic approach must have been dreamed up by the Lionel Hutz of economists.
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Texas vs OU- veritable tourney play-in game - Saturday, 7pm on SECN
Is this team really that talented? My biggest gripe with Terry is the roster construction and portal usage. I see a few regular players who should never get minutes on a good team, and there are also a couple of guys who should never have been asked back this season.
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Santa Clara @ Texas Weekend Series
Is David Pierce sitting in the Santa Clara dugout in disguise and acting as the SC pitching coach?
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Santa Clara @ Texas Weekend Series
Is my stream screwed up or did it really just take us 2 hours to play 4 innings?
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Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
I didn't say everyone. Fuck off.
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Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
The takes on this thread are doing domestic violence to my sanity. Jesus, some of y'all don't need to come running in to chime in on everything. Take a breath
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Xavier Worthy - Chiefin'
Especially since.... Williamson County
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Texas (Tre Johnson) vs. MSST - 7 pm SECN
Rodney Terry will take this team on a deep run in the SEC and NCAAs because I hate watching this team, and I am convinced that RT is actively trying to give me a stroke.
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Fyre Festival II: Billy's Back
I want to see what happens, I don't want to be part of the performance art.
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
I mean there's a legit possibility I will still be awake at 11. I can roll up to the park and take a nap when we're up 8-1 on Illinois.
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Fyre Festival II: Billy's Back
I really believe that this is all some elaborate piece of performance art.
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
For any other Horns making the trip, that 11am start Sunday morning in Vegas will separate the die hards from the rest of us. I put the odds of me being in any condition to attend a baseball game at that time at +600
- Incarnate Word @ Texas - 6:30 pm on SECN+
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Texas Baseball 2025 - Your SEC regular season champions!!
I'll be the drunk one.
- Dartmouth @ Texas Series Thread
- Shriner's College Showdown Weekend Thread
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
I blame the Super Bowl / Championship Game drought entirely on you mouth breathers who insist on calling them the "Fecals" It is truly the dumbest shit ever and your family should be embarrassed about counting you among their ranks.
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Can that fucking dipshit take his ball cap off in the oval office?
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Drunk Pontiac drivers are better drivers than Tesla drivers
In my personal observation, the three worst cars for drivers are: 1. Minivans (any make or model) 2. Jeeps (esp if the dash is full of Jeep ducks) 3. Teslas And the worst driving can be seen entering or exiting a Starbucks parking lot. If you see a Minivan up ahead that's about to pull out of a Starbucks, just know you're entering a world of danger.
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UT's next basketball coach - discussion/debate [Sean Miller Hired]
Unlike Baylor, we could actually afford to fly Scott Drew out to Turkey and get him hair plugs so he can finally get rid of that ridiculous 1982 comb-over. Personally, I would be fine with hiring Scott Drew and flying him to Turkey. But make it a one way ticket because fuck that guy.