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gofuckyourself

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  1. No Texas-ousux thread, from here unto eternity, is complete without the Mona Lisa/Sistine Chapel of ousux gifs
  2. Projected arbitration numbers from https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/10/projected-arbitration-salaries-for-2026.html I'm guessing top three, at least, aren't staying. Webb, Haggerty. Sure. Definitely Smith. That's a family sized Costco Kirkland organic bag of whatever bargain. Burger. Eh. I guess. Duran. Bye Felicia. Jung. Yeah, who doesn't want to see more guaranteed 0-2 strikeouts on a high fastball? Jonah Heim (5.097): $6MM Adolis Garcia (5.095): $12.1MM Josh Sborz (5.055): $1.1MM Jacob Webb (5.046): $2MM Sam Haggerty (5.007): $1.4MM Josh Smith (3.129): $3MM Jake Burger (3.127): $3.5MM Ezequiel Duran (3.050): $1.4MM Josh Jung (3.023): $2.9MM
  3. Well they dominated them Loong-Lions and Victor Oladipo? There's not an NBA team that couldn't use him? And Frank Kaminsky ... longtimeKenobi.gif I'm bumping my season win prediction up to 70 based on that sample size. Wemby was playing around. One sequence with Keldon was a Globetrotter sequence of passing back and forth and back again in a 5 foot space for an easy score.
  4. 3 run homer for you, 3 run homer for you...
  5. Holy shit Wemby blocked that dude's shot to Shanghai. This broadcast is fucked though. Glitchy as hell.
  6. Based on the 1st quarter and a half against this Chinese team, Spurs are winning 50 games this year.
  7. Wemby with a nice dish to Kornet. They're tall.
  8. I got it actually. I have a Fubo trial for a bit. Mitch with the TO when random white dude gets a wide open jumper.
  9. Anybody watching? How to watch? What is a Loong-Lion?
  10. That's simultaneous. Crazy. Out on field. He's out. Hurry up.
  11. And y'all are concerned? Dude doesn't get paid the big bucks for nothing.
  12. Kicker nailed it. Drake Maye won it.
  13. Why are the Blue Jays leaving this scrub in?
  14. No doubt MVP Judge coming through with that bloop single to cut it down to a 10 run lead. Hell of a catch by Straw.
  15. Yeah there's that but did you consider also
  16. Did I already post lol up there? Because holy shit lol.
  17. Counterpoint ousucks a statistically unfathomable amount of suck. PK will have his side ready. I think the D at least has more pride than the offense and they make enough plays that even our regarded offense and Sark can't botch.
  18. ye Savage Damn.
  19. Clement. Poor, poor Yankees.
  20. That was impressive. Snapped when Dak wasn't ready. Dak knew it was a free play. Hurled it to Flourney where he could catch it. He adjusted. TD Williams. Nice drive.
  21. Hall fumble. Can the Cowboys play the Jets' 8 more times?
  22. This defense is a FORCE!* *against comatose offenses
  23. Caldwell should starts
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