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Braff Zacklin

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  1. And in the same vein, I wish Jerruh and the rest of the Jones clan extremely long and active lives.
  2. Oh, unlike my attempt, that's actually very clever! Me likey. Well done, sir!
  3. Dallas special teams showing some moral Turpinatude.
  4. The player equivalent of what Fat Mike just did (or didn't do) would be a receiver laying out for a first-down catch and then spiking the ball as if the play were dead even though nobody touched him. Just epic levels of ignorance. If a player were guilty of the above, SportsCenter would never let him live it down, a la Leon Lett's goal-line Super Bowl fumble. Hope the media replays this over and over cuz Fat Mike needs to be exposed. How does a head coach allow that to happen? Figured you for more of a Lancet man, if I'm honest.
  5. He's apparently the offensive playcaller and, to be fair, he's called a good game. I've been impressed with the Dallas O ... but then we get that sequence of events to end the half. Aubrey should demand to be paid as if he made that 66-yarder. Jesus, his own coach just no-lube fucked him in the ass.
  6. Like, that's not even a judgment call to second guess. It was obvious Dallas wasn't going to snap the kick on time, so CALL THE TIMEOUT. But I guess jogging over to the ref was too much work for Fat Mike.
  7. Seriously, that stupid fat fuck just cost us 3 points because he's too fucking stupid, distracted and/or lazy to call a timeout. Instead, delay of game. Just epic levels of negligence and stupidity from that turd.
  8. Fuck you, Fat Mike. YOU FUCKING IDIOT! Fucking worthless fat fuck. You had ONE JOB, you mouthbreathing, Walmart-shopping, pig-fucking, aggy-worshipping, inbred moron.
  9. Judges, would you accept "Conan on drums?"
  10. Circling back to the CeeDee and Dak contracts, here's this excerpt from Bad Santa. Imagine Bernie Mac is any Cowboys star athlete, and the other two are the Joneses.
  11. Impressed with both sides of the ball so far today for Dallas. Special teams ... not so much.
  12. Who's calling the plays for Dallas this season? I been outta da loop.
  13. DPI, imo. Hooked the hips and raked CeeDee's arms before the ball got there. At least Tom pointed it out. Points for you, sir.
  14. Lulz @ Emmitt and Rice doin' The Griddy.
  15. Too bad he falls off a cliff as the season goes on like clockwork Haha I'm not disagreeing with y'all, but we Cowboys fans are one jaded bunch, aren't we?
  16. That play was frustrating af from a defensive perspective. Should've been a sack ... then should've been an interception ... end result, nothing. Second down.
  17. You just know Deshaun Watson wants this game over and done with so he can hit the massage table.
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