Everything posted by Braff Zacklin
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
And in the same vein, I wish Jerruh and the rest of the Jones clan extremely long and active lives.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Oh, unlike my attempt, that's actually very clever! Me likey. Well done, sir!
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Dallas special teams showing some moral Turpinatude.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
D-Law!
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Probably just better coached.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
The player equivalent of what Fat Mike just did (or didn't do) would be a receiver laying out for a first-down catch and then spiking the ball as if the play were dead even though nobody touched him. Just epic levels of ignorance. If a player were guilty of the above, SportsCenter would never let him live it down, a la Leon Lett's goal-line Super Bowl fumble. Hope the media replays this over and over cuz Fat Mike needs to be exposed. How does a head coach allow that to happen? Figured you for more of a Lancet man, if I'm honest.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
He's apparently the offensive playcaller and, to be fair, he's called a good game. I've been impressed with the Dallas O ... but then we get that sequence of events to end the half. Aubrey should demand to be paid as if he made that 66-yarder. Jesus, his own coach just no-lube fucked him in the ass.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Like, that's not even a judgment call to second guess. It was obvious Dallas wasn't going to snap the kick on time, so CALL THE TIMEOUT. But I guess jogging over to the ref was too much work for Fat Mike.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Seriously, that stupid fat fuck just cost us 3 points because he's too fucking stupid, distracted and/or lazy to call a timeout. Instead, delay of game. Just epic levels of negligence and stupidity from that turd.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Fuck you, Fat Mike. YOU FUCKING IDIOT! Fucking worthless fat fuck. You had ONE JOB, you mouthbreathing, Walmart-shopping, pig-fucking, aggy-worshipping, inbred moron.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
And CJ Stroud looks to be the real deal.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Judges, would you accept "Conan on drums?"
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Ah, yes. The famous "Fat Mike Gambit."
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Fuckin' Micah, man.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Circling back to the CeeDee and Dak contracts, here's this excerpt from Bad Santa. Imagine Bernie Mac is any Cowboys star athlete, and the other two are the Joneses.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Micah has Watson seeing ghosts.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
30 minutes ago, gents.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Impressed with both sides of the ball so far today for Dallas. Special teams ... not so much.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Who's calling the plays for Dallas this season? I been outta da loop.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
DPI, imo. Hooked the hips and raked CeeDee's arms before the ball got there. At least Tom pointed it out. Points for you, sir.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Lulz @ Emmitt and Rice doin' The Griddy.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Too bad he falls off a cliff as the season goes on like clockwork Haha I'm not disagreeing with y'all, but we Cowboys fans are one jaded bunch, aren't we?
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Micah wasn't gonna miss twice.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
That play was frustrating af from a defensive perspective. Should've been a sack ... then should've been an interception ... end result, nothing. Second down.
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Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
You just know Deshaun Watson wants this game over and done with so he can hit the massage table.