Everything posted by Braff Zacklin
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2024 Paris Summer Olympics - Death Squad
Only starter who should've started is LBJ. Speaking of which, that dime just now ...
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2024 Paris Summer Olympics - Death Squad
Can Embiid please get injured or something similar that would actually help the team? Btw, game was tied, 17-17, when the second unit came on. They quickly fell behind by 8 but settled down and had the US up by 7 ... and then Kerr puts Embiid, Tatum and the other starters back out. Lead instantly back down to 3.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
meh. I've had a few. Overrated. Choir boys don't count, Gil.
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2024 Paris Summer Olympics - Death Squad
KD finally misses a 3 (his first miss of the tournament from deep), but the rebound gets kicked out to him ... and he promptly swishes it.
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2024 Paris Summer Olympics - Death Squad
US will win this by 40 points, but not happy with the start, of course. Lazy defending so far from the US.
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2024 Paris Summer Olympics - Death Squad
Jesus, Adam Silver is the most villainous looking motherfucker in sports. Nosferatu in the flesh. Any public appearance should be prefaced with an apology.
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USWNT Olympic Soccer 2024
Amazing to see such uninspired play for 105-plus minutes ... and then a moment of precision and brilliance like that. It's a strange game, fellas.
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USWNT Olympic Soccer 2024
Finally! That was well taken. Praise the holy Trinity.
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USWNT Olympic Soccer 2024
This match has been awful. On the bright side, we'll get to see Durant hoop it up in about 15 minutes.
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USWNT Olympic Soccer 2024
First sub finally on. That is from the Berhalter school of subbing. I don't understand it.
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Track & Field (men and women)
Yeah, it's Leo's to lose at this point. He should do well in javelin but being such a big, strong dude, he's going to lose some ground in the 1,500m.
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USWNT Olympic Soccer 2024
Two fouls on US, two fouls on Japan. He's been consistent ... in that he swallowed his whistle.
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USWNT Olympic Soccer 2024
What about a Bronco with donkey-like buckteeth?
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USWNT Olympic Soccer 2024
Japan looking dangerous. US women too many touches in traffic, as per usual, instead of quick, decisive passing.
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Track & Field (men and women)
Noah's a polarizing figure. He's brash, obnoxious and--when he takes attention from his teammates during interviews--occasionally rude. He's also fast as fuck and generally backs up his talk with spectacular performances. Dunno if he's got the start/turnover to get below 9.7 in the 100m, but I wouldn't be shocked for him to finally break 19.3 in the 200m and supplant Yohan as the all-time second-fastest in the event. Don't sleep on Bednarek, either. Kung-Fu Kenny is laser focused and, quite likely, tired of Noah's shit. LoL Kenny has a great story, btw.
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2024 Paris Olympics
That's what 40 CCs of fish paralyzer--aka "The Moist"--gets you. For those unfamiliar with the source material, here's an SNL classic:
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2024 Paris Olympics
Watching a replay of the US men's v-ball team beating Japan and my takeaway was, "Sure wish Texas fielded a men's team."
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2024 Paris Olympics
Everybody is. I'm sure there are exceptions, but if you're talking swimming, track, field, weightlifting, and on and on, they are all using something to get an edge. The days of the "natural" athlete are long gone.
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InkaUtexas' Thread of Olympic Soccer Doom
Stay classy, Argentina.
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Hey Steel Shank!
Zoinks!
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Elon Musk: Nazi traitor piece of shit [Confirmed]
Especially when the account says, "Pussy in Bio."
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Mayor problems for minor lagniappe
Shit, Mayor. You've got my vote!
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Things not going well in Venezuela
Craziest thing is, Maduro drops one trans-phobic remark, and Elon would be sucking his dick AND funding his army of oppressors ... overnight! Elon is your base, Holmes.
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Fuck the Police!!!!!!!!!!!
That's infuriating. Hope both get fired. Buncha tiny-dicked fucksticks. A family walk in the early morning light is NOT suspicious. He's on public property, obeying laws, and interfering with him like that is an attempt to deprive him of his civil rights. They should be facing federal charges. Got dam, that was hard to watch. Gritting my teeth through the whole damned video.
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Track & Field (men and women)
Grant will be kicking himself for getting trapped a bit on the final backstretch, but that's still a wonderful result for him. Super smart race on his part. Sucks he missed out on silver by a mere two-hundredths after more than 6.2 miles of running!