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Braff Zacklin

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Everything posted by Braff Zacklin

  1. Sir, I think you meant to say that the Royal with Cheese scouted them well. Our man's been putting in that work! In all seriousness, this South Sudan team is easy to root for. Hope they can at least earn a berth in the knockout stages as one of the better third-place finishers. And Royal deserves some serious pay and a prime coaching position after leading South Sudan for free.
  2. Surprise, surprise, Durant has had an immediate impact on both ends of the floor.
  3. Big O from the crowd for Durant's entry!
  4. Fuck you and your negative playstyle, Matildas. Enjoy the flight home.
  5. Noice. Very noice.
  6. Australia's defensive strategy is to foul, foul some more, and dare this shitheel from calling a foul. Terribly frustrating match to watch when the ref is not interested in upholding fair play. And now we get a card for an action that, if enforced equally, would see about half the Matildas sitting on cautions. Dude is a total chode.
  7. I take back everything I said. The man's a genius.
  8. Rodman with a rebound. Who woulda thunk it?
  9. Unlucky there. Nice service.
  10. This match referee is either stupid or incompetent. Matildas should already be sitting on a couple of cautions.
  11. That's harsh. I'm sure at least a few of our players would look better in street clothes after a shower. On the serious side, Naeher's reaction time is about a half second. It is comically bad.
  12. Jesus Christ, that is worth 10 red cards and a jail term.
  13. So, from now on, whenever someone is visiting a restaurant, be sure to post it in the Daily Texan since it's a "current event."
  14. Well that seems weird Elon ate some bad fried plaintains once. Held a grudge ever since.
  15. That is terribly harsh. Under absolutely no circumstances would I have allowed the truck to run over the lady.
  16. And that should wrap up second in group and the knockout stage for the US.
  17. You just threw up the Nap signal. Expect a geography lesson from our benevolent dictator any moment. Edit: Haha and Inka was faster to the keyboard than Nap.
  18. Sorry for those boycotting X. Couldn't find it on another platform.
  19. They have prehensile toes.
  20. And Paredes scores on a breakaway to put the States up, 2-0. Classic counterattack. Through ball from Paxten was pure sex. US has been on the front foot this entire match and is being rewarded for it. Lots of pressure and quality chances.
  21. So was Australia ...
  22. This was a world-class strike from Djordje.
  23. That's a helluva goal. US scores from a direct free kick. Top left shelf.
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