Everything posted by Noah Fence
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Brockmire
I wish the podcast was real.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
Actually, you are wrong again dipshit. Cow refers to the female of the bovine species.
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Snoring / Sleep Apnea / CPAP
Anyone use the cleaning systems? Wondering if they are worth the cash.
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Texas Spring Football Thread
Didn't they say that Ehlinger and Buechele would be team captains, and pick teams?
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Van Halen Appreciation thread
The rumor around my school around 79-80 was that Van Halen and Kiss were the same band. I remember kids trying to compare facial features from album covers,and coming to the conclusion that they were, if fact, the same band. We were stupid, but at least we didn't eat soap.
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What was your Shaggy name?
Brick Top
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Best movies to watch while hammered
Snatch
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UT Antifa Calls for Violence Against Sociology Professor
I'm fucked. My ex-wife only wanted sex when she was drunk so I guess I am little lacking in the "affirmative consent" area. Good news is that she was pretty much an alcoholic.
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Texas recruiting notes 2019
Don't forget Dick Felt.
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How to Deal With Disturbing DNA Test Revelation
Try sticking your finger in a dyke dike.
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TexGAgs
One eyebrow is 5'10" and the other is 5"9".
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Houston Nostalgia Picture Thread
Loved Ms. Ruth. Carlos was a bit of a jackass.
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Houston Nostalgia Picture Thread
Spent too much time and money in both of those places. Good times.
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Tell me about the SWC
I was at that last game at aggy sitting in the endzone on the edge of the Texas section. I didn't rush the field because I was too drunk from aggy tears. I did witness a corp turd who was trying to walk up into the seats get nailed in the chest with a half-eaten hot dog coated in mustard and relish. The look on his face was priceless.
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Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Found my cashmere sweater in the dryer with my now ex-wife's work clothes. Of course, she denied putting it in there. I gave it to my nine-year old daughter because she was only one who could fit in it.
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TexGAgs
- Ready Player One
My 13 yo and I enjoyed and neither of us read the book. May just have to read it now.- In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary......... come again
I have stones to sell, fat to chew, and many different men to see about many different dogs, so if I am not rushing you...- Katy from Horn Fans
November 2014 join date. Talk about your long con.- Texas recruiting notes 2019
Facts never get in the way of aggy.- Jeff Fisher Still Sucks
Would you pee in his butt?- Brush with greatness
Held the door open for Anna Nicole Smith at the Harris County Courthouse.- Concerts you are attending
ELO - Houston Avett Brothers - Red Rock- Moving to Houston
Woodlands and ride the bus is your best option. If your employer pays for parking, convince them to contribute the same amount to bus far. Will save you money and you get 45 minutes each way to relax and not worry about shit. - Ready Player One
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