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Noah Fence

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  1. Noah Fence replied to mbtex's topic in Movies and TV
    I wish the podcast was real.
  2. Actually, you are wrong again dipshit. Cow refers to the female of the bovine species.
  3. Anyone use the cleaning systems? Wondering if they are worth the cash.
  4. Didn't they say that Ehlinger and Buechele would be team captains, and pick teams?
  5. The rumor around my school around 79-80 was that Van Halen and Kiss were the same band. I remember kids trying to compare facial features from album covers,and coming to the conclusion that they were, if fact, the same band. We were stupid, but at least we didn't eat soap.
  6. I'm fucked. My ex-wife only wanted sex when she was drunk so I guess I am little lacking in the "affirmative consent" area. Good news is that she was pretty much an alcoholic.
  7. Don't forget Dick Felt.
  8. Try sticking your finger in a dyke dike.
  9. One eyebrow is 5'10" and the other is 5"9".
  10. Loved Ms. Ruth. Carlos was a bit of a jackass.
  11. Spent too much time and money in both of those places. Good times.
  12. I was at that last game at aggy sitting in the endzone on the edge of the Texas section. I didn't rush the field because I was too drunk from aggy tears. I did witness a corp turd who was trying to walk up into the seats get nailed in the chest with a half-eaten hot dog coated in mustard and relish. The look on his face was priceless.
  13. FIFY
  14. Found my cashmere sweater in the dryer with my now ex-wife's work clothes. Of course, she denied putting it in there. I gave it to my nine-year old daughter because she was only one who could fit in it.
  15. My 13 yo and I enjoyed and neither of us read the book. May just have to read it now.
  16. I have stones to sell, fat to chew, and many different men to see about many different dogs, so if I am not rushing you...
  17. November 2014 join date. Talk about your long con.
  18. Facts never get in the way of aggy.
  19. Would you pee in his butt?
  20. Held the door open for Anna Nicole Smith at the Harris County Courthouse.
  21. ELO - Houston Avett Brothers - Red Rock
  22. Woodlands and ride the bus is your best option. If your employer pays for parking, convince them to contribute the same amount to bus far. Will save you money and you get 45 minutes each way to relax and not worry about shit.
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