Everything posted by Colonel Sanders
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Fuck Big 12 refs
Jesus fucking christ
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2023 Other Games Thread
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
If the money is right, I'm definitely interested.
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Texas vs tcu - 6:30pm on ABC
Never in doubt
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Utah @ Washington 2:30 Fox
The refs have taken over this game.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
You got to think that if A&M beats Miss State and ACU there will be some what if posts, "If only Jaylen Henderson was the season starter we would be 11-0."
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Assuming there were those old losers on this thread, how would you explain to them what that emoji meant?
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Texas vs k-state - 11am on Fox
Fucking cakewalk
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
I kind of don't understand the aggie meltdown. They were 3 point underdogs on the road and lost by 7. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy it, but they always seem to pencil in these toss up games as wins, and are flabbergasted when they go the other way.
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Fuck Brett Yormark
Maybe he's going to one of the other Big 12 top 25 matchups this weekend.
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aggy vs arkansas - 11am on SEC network
Who's their qb3 again?
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aggy vs arkansas - 11am on SEC network
Nice pick six!ll
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Here we go on another Friday, you magnificent assholes . . . .
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Happy Friday, assholes, it’s time to start this going away party . . .
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Week 3: Wyoming at texas prediction contest.
Texas 45 Wyoming 17
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Tell me about Mel Tugger (that’s gold, Jerry!)
Forgot to add the obligatory gif.
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Tell me about Mel Tugger (that’s gold, Jerry!)
He's done. Michigan State football coach Mel Tucker accused of sexually harassing rape survivor Brenda Tracy, a prominent rape survivor and activist, says Mel Tucker made sexual comments and masturbated without consent during a phone call. Her complaint led to an ongoing Title IX investigation. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/investigations/2023/09/10/michigan-state-football-coach-sexual-harassment-claim/70679703007/
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Bama fans and SEC lurkers I say this was respect
I want to see a video of Bama man raging against his television at the end of his Longhorn game watch party. I know it's gotta be out there somewhere.
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2023 Texas @ Alabama - 6pm on ESPN
Bout to watch the game again. Kind of drunk, so not sure how far I'll make it. Who the fuck cares, Hook'em. Fuck Bama.
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ESPN GAME DAY
For me College GameDay is kind of like the NFL draft. I'm excited to watch it, but within 5 minutes I find myself switching the channel.
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Week 2: Texas @ Bama score prediction
Texas 42 Alabama 17 Bama 325 yards
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Good morning, fellow assholes. It’s Friday . . .
They run from northern GA to just west of DC.
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Good morning, fellow assholes. It’s Friday . . .
From the Blue Ridge Mountains in Central VA. TEXAS!!!
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Aggy 2024: Still waiting on the Looch 44
There are five grades of beef below select.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I asked chatgpt to write a real men of genius song using an article on the listeater. I added the portly. [Sound of upbeat music] Announcer: Bud Light presents... Real Men of Genius! Singer: Real Men of Genius! Announcer: Today, we salute you, Miss Portly Paper Eater! Singer: Miss Portly Paper Eater! Announcer: In a world of ticket line chaos, you boldly stepped up to the plate with an appetite for more than just the game. Singer: Paper, doughnuts, and football! Announcer: Armed with determination and a hunger for justice, you devoured the list of the chosen few, making your mark on Aggie history. Singer: Chomping lists with style! Announcer: While others waited patiently, you seized the opportunity, munching away like a true champion. Singer: Munch, munch, munch! Announcer: People screamed in disbelief, but you remained unfazed, proving that you're not just some ordinary list-eater. Singer: List-eater extraordinaire! Announcer: You had the guts to stand up for what you wanted, and for that, we salute you. Singer: Salute, salute, salute! Announcer: So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, oh mistress of munching, because when it comes to taking a bite out of life, you're a true Aggie legend. Singer: Miss Portly Paper Eater! [Sound of crowd cheering] Announcer: Bud Light beer and Anheuser-Busch, College Station, Texas.