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Colonel Sanders

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  1. Surprised Bottas didn't try to pick up a fastest lap after Checo passed him.
  2. The Haas cars fuck up everything.
  3. Brandon, Mississippi or the waffle house?
  4. Lame they moved it to Peacock.
  5. I really enjoyed the NC State dogpile. It was glorious.
  6. Eat a dick Arkansas
  7. So the new guy threw 99 pitches 2 days ago?
  8. He's our whistler. All of them can get fucked.
  9. Every year about this time I'm reminded of how big a cunt the Vandy whistler is.
  10. How many times are they going to bat around this inning?
  11. Going by the General College World Series records, I have them tied at 63rd with two wins. However, that list was from 2017 so it's possible that some teams also with 2 wins jumped TAMU over the past few years, which would drop them a little further.
  12. One of my coworkers in Charlottesville had a little less than half a tank so he went searching for station that wasn't empty. After waiting in line for over an hour the station ran out of gas, so he came back with nothing. After telling me the story, I asked, "so all brakes, no gas?" He didn't seem overly amused.
  13. The price of kegs being more expensive than purchasing the same amount in bottles. Give me some discount for purchasing 15.5 gallons of your product you cunts.
  14. Is there a link to the Horns game?
  15. You can put the channels in any order you want. You just have to log into your account on a computer. That it goes back up to the top instead of the channel you're on while surfing is frustrating though.
  16. Looks like he was trying to jerk it.
  17. Received the J&J on Friday. Felt like shit on Saturday but feel fine today.
  18. They should have changed the venue to something smaller. I hate the football stadium final fours.
  19. Whew. Let's sweep tomorrow.
  20. Isn't that generally our gameplan?
  21. Justin Thomas is this generation's Shooter McGavin.
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