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Colonel Sanders

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  1. Her dog wasn't allowed to age semi-gracefully.
  2. Yeah, especially with fewer carbon credits. Not that earnings have any relationship with TSLA stock price. At least yet.
  3. Despite aggressive sales incentives, Tesla deliveries were down about 50,000 vehicles from Q1 2024. This was lower than most analysts' estimates (336k delivered v. 390k estimate). Gotta think Q2 won't be any better.
  4. So we've pushed Japan and South Korea to China. Well done dipshits.
  5. I thought A&M turned a corner after the Rice game.
  6. Rides at amusement parks that end in a gift shop.
  7. Assuming the stock craters after earnings are complete dogshit, I wonder how happy all his employees that were told not to sell at 250 are going to be. Who knows maybe he can keep it propped up on robotaxi and Optimus bullshit.
  8. Fuck, at this point how do you know what's absurd and what's not?
  9. I'm honestly surprised that European sales only fell 47%, year over year, in February. How much has Tesla sunk into it's Gigafactory Berlin and its Austin Cybertruck factory? I know MAGA can prop up the stock, but at some point the company will be in serious trouble of running out of capital due to low sales.
  10. 17 year old Tump granddaughter that Elon may be trying to impregnate with a turkey baster.
  11. The White House, if I recall correctly.
  12. A Fort Worth, Texas native, Miller was selected 22nd overall in the 1992 NBA Draft after four years at Arkansas. Playing under Naismith Hall of Fame coach Nolan Richardson and alongside fellow first-rounders Todd Day and Lee Mayberry, he helped begin a golden age of Razorbacks basketball, leading the program to three straight SEC regular season and tournament titles and the 1990 Final Four. First of all, RIP Oliver. Second, fuck Arkansas and Stroll'n Nolan. Lastly, it was the SWC, dipshit (Not you Fudge, Jack Baer)
  13. Just turned it on. That court is seizure inducing.
  14. Last ditch efforts to save TSLA's high valuation. Might get a bump in stock price but sales aren't going to move much and probably more negativity internationally.
  15. This guy is a fucking soothsayer.
  16. That shit was like the Battle of the Alamo. And by Alamo, I mean the 2001 Texas Tech-aTm game, where Mike McKinney had to fend off Gap Kid and Harry Potter.
  17. Keep the protests up and Tesla is going to be a penny stock soon. Kicking myself for not throwing everything and the kitchen sink at TSLQ.
  18. Jack Daniels is produced in Kentucky?
  19. I don't see anything wrong with what they did. They didn't cheat, and if they had to share the win with someone else, they would have likely taken a loss on the bet. The other winners here are the lotto and taxpayers that don't play the lotto, as they both had $25 million extra injected into the system.
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