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Hondo

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  1. A Sarkspearean tragedy, if you will.
  2. Unbelievably poorly coached team. Sark needs to be run out of town on a fucking rail. Gone tonight.
  3. Arch cannot throw crossing routes. The only throw he can reliably make is when I guy sits down and he can throw a bullet straight at the guy.
  4. I don't think Boley realized how fast Simmons could close. Holy shit.
  5. Crossing route against man coverage and Arch airmails it because he forgot to do the arm/shoulder thing pre-snap.
  6. 3rd and Sark. Just run the f'n football.
  7. Can't get off the field on 3rd down against the mighty Kentucky offense. FFS.
  8. The guy said "Here's the video. There are bodies flying around but if anyone sees a block in back, screenshot it." 1 - I watched the play. 2 - I found 2 blocks in the back. 3 - There are the screenshots. I don't have any idea what you're getting at, but carry on.
  9. Well that explains why he sucked so bad as a player. He's soft as baby shit.
  10. Sark's script, from which he will not deviate, isn't designed to score. He's an offensive mastermind and a brilliant play-caller, so he could totally dial up an opening score if he wanted to. /s
  11. A day later and I'm still trying to figure out why Arch slid on that long run in the 4th quarter.
  12. Are you Dane Cook?
  13. I give credit to the intermittent fasting. Sark is no longer allowed to eat on Saturdays.
  14. Those guys have to be brothers. They look too much alike not to be.
  15. Kick it. 17 point lead and it's over.
  16. Run off tackle Zone read Rinse and repeat until it hits 0:00
  17. Biggest hold I've ever seen. Had him in a rear naked choke. FFS.
  18. Y'all sure were talking shit about Niblett earlier.
  19. Official staring right at it from 5yds away never pulled a flag. Flag came in from the secondary. Unreal.
  20. Got a huge turnover and what did we get out of it? Points? Nope Field position? Nope We just burned a timeout that we'll likely need later in this game. For nothing.
  21. A 10 point lead here would be huge.
  22. Get a turnover and completely waste all momentum. Sark'd again.
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