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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I apologize for what I said and regret saying it. In truth, Michael Taaffe humbled me with his words and grace. I am a miserable, suicidal wreck from failing health with enormous amounts of resentment and wanted to hurt those around me with my words to make them feel like I do. It was a cry for help mixed with self-loathing and Michael Taaffe was a good enough person to make me realize i don't have to be like that. I wanted to apologize for what I've said and I'll take my leave of the board to avoid hurting others.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I would pay good money to see somebody dig up the bones of the dead dogs under the stadium and arrange them into the shape of "27-25". And then leave a stack of topped over lincoln logs next to it. And castrate Johnathan Manziel.
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
https://www.sacurrent.com/arts/tickets-for-saturdays-texas-longhorns-aggies-game-now-selling-for-1-million-36158955
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Tell Me About Texas a&m
I just saw a pair of tickets for the aggy game on the 50 yard line are going for $2.25 million. Imagine paying literally millions of dollars to see fucking aggys instead of going down to your local mcdonalds instead. Holy shit.
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Youth Minister's (and other pervs) Thread of Shame
I was thinking I didn't think I had ever posted in the abortion thread before,but figured I must have just forgotten. But anything I would have posted in there definitely would not have contradicted my "pedophiles should be butchered and fed to dogs" mentality.
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Youth Minister's (and other pervs) Thread of Shame
This is legitimately the stupidest shit i have ever read on this board. Drink bleach.
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Youth Minister's (and other pervs) Thread of Shame
OH man why the fuck did I click this topic, I am so furious now. Torture every fucker that was posted in this topic to death IMO. They deserve to suffer. Disgusting vile monsters not fit for this world.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Well I mean they could be struggling to fill 40k stadiums without actual literal success like bitch 12 teams such as UH, but I do believe the claim was that they were indistinguishable. I was able to distinguish between the conference full of losers without a national championships from the conference full of losers with national championships pretty damn easily. Does ISU offer a class in "spot the difference? Maybe they should. Well first of all, their national championships don't count because of reasons. And secondly, why measure TV ratings when you can brag about selling out exponentially smaller stadiums? Why make billions when we could make.... millions?
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CJ Baxter, "To the Texas Brotherhood"
This was one of my favorite things about Sam Ehlinger: He used the horns as a fucking taunt. He threw that shit up as high as possible while staring down opposing fans. My favorite time he did this was against OU the first time when he stood in their endzone by himself with the horns up, without moving, for a good 2 seconds, mean mugging the crowd. What a badass.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
10 out of the 18 teams in the Big 10 have at least one national championship in their history. 13 of the 16 Big 12 teams have never sniffed a single one. Now forgive me if my math isn't Ames, Iowa-level of excellence, but ((8/18)*100) = 44%, and ((2/3)*100) = 66%. Why... those numbers don't seem equivalent at all! Meaning there is definitely SOMETHING that distinguishes the average Big 10 team from the default mode of the Big 12 (hint: success, viewers, actual competency). EDIT: Forgot the mormon's adorable micro-MNC, so added 1 more to the Bitch 12 championship total
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Sam Ehlinger
That was the Big 12 championship game I thought
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
I love how the crux of this post is "these things, they take time" as though we don't have like 60+ years of data points backing up the current Bitch 12 members being complete losers. But yeah, if they're bad for 1 or 2 more years, boy howdy will UH's reputation dive. 🙄
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CJ Baxter, "To the Texas Brotherhood"
- CJ Baxter, "To the Texas Brotherhood"
- CJ Baxter, "To the Texas Brotherhood"
- Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
holy fuck lmao I literally triggered this queer with my username hahaha- Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
Fuck it, I *STILL* wish we never played them again. And it could still happen, god willing, their shithole stadium could burn the ground. Fingers crossed. If we're all lucky, maybe another dozen aggys will be exterminated like the vermin they are.- Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
- Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
"BURN BAN UPDATE: The Robertson County burn ban remains in effect. Burn will be rescheduled for the sprint semester, after Aggies have returned to school, and when it is safe to burn." I wonder if they'll still come back during the "sprint" semester (whatever the fuck that is) to burn an outhouse dedicated to their loss.- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
And now it's Campbell-Williams field and nobody remembers Joe Jamail wrt texas football anymore haha.- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
2006 Kansas State was just lot of bad luck, though. Colt goes out and Snead almost leads us back to victory. Had Colt not got hurt, I think we win that game, which sets Texas up at #3 with Michigan and OSU in front at #2 and #1 a week before their matchup. Playing what-if, Teddy Ginn Jr. fucked Texas up in 06, and he got hurt in the first play of the game in the BCS title game celebrating his TD, which lead to OSU getting blown out. Texas had lost to OSU earlier, but imagine them without Ginn somehow.- Mack Brown Tarheel Football: The Orange Slice Boogaloo
I say this with all sincerity: I hope to fucking god Sark knocks Mack down to #3. Shit, I hope he knocks DKR down to #2. I'm ready to go on an historic tear.- Game week 13, 2024, Texas at aggy
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/42604226/texas-texas-bonfire-1999-half-show-band Wow you fucking dipshit, maybe you should have learned a thing or two from them and used the 2011 game to have your band do something classy, exactly like how the Longhorn band spelled "Thank you" during half time that game, instead of whatever the fuck that 2011 half time show was. You fucking aggy piece of shit. - CJ Baxter, "To the Texas Brotherhood"
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